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: : no no no no no! Think Army not marines! :p : : It's : C130 Rolling down the strip : Airborne ranger on a one way trip : Strap up, hook up, shuffle to the door : Jump right out and count to 4 : Damn, I can't remember the rest either =( : : Here's my personal fav when I was in rotc for a bit and my lazy ass was forced to run : : They say that in the Army : They say that in the Army, the chicken's mighty fine : One jumped off the table and started marking time : Refrain : : Refrain: : Oh, Lord I wanna go : But they won't let me go : HOOOMMME : They say that in the Army, the pay is mighty fine : They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the coffee's mighty fine : It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the biscuits are mighty fine : One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the meat is mighty fine : Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the shoes are mighty fine : You ask for size eleven, they give you size nine. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the pancakes are mighty fine : You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the bed's are mighty fine : But how the hell would I know, I've never slept in mine. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the mail is so great : Today I got a letter dated 1948. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the hours are just right : Start early in the morning and work on through the night. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the buses are mighty fine : One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the coffee's mighty fine : It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine. : Refrain : : They say that in the Army, the chicken's mighty fine : One jumped off the table and killed a friend of mine. : Refrain : : They say that in the army, the toilets are mighty fine : You flush them up at seven, they come back up at nine. : Refrain : : They say that in the army, the tents are waterproof : You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof. : Refrain : : rolling down the strip : : marine corps daddy gonna take a little trip : : stand up buckle up : : shuffle to the door, : : jump right out and shout : : ?

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