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Foresaken and
Toes killed! Plateau in Flames!
11/29/00 -
The
mission was to take out the terrorist leader
Foresaken and his foul Toe allies without harming
the innocent "human shields" that
they'd surrounded themselves with in an attempt
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Anti-PK strike force's primary target and he was
instantly spotted as soon as we portaled in. Seconds later, he was down in a
pool of his own evil blood, rueing the day that
he'd decided to spurn all common decency and
become an infamous mass murderer and terrorist.
Non-combatants and all
peacefull Non-Toes were spared by the Anti-PK
force, as they began a house by house sweep for
known terrorists.
Any Toes found were cut
down on the spot, along with any bystanders
foolish enough to interfere with the wheels of
Justice.
Toe Foo himself was soon
dragged from his hiding place within a building
and slaughtered in the street, his cooling corpse
left as a lesson for those who would support PKs.
With Foresaken and
several Toes dead, the strike force killed the
town cow and set fire to a few buildings. Don't
let this happen to your town by
harboring known criminals.
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Blood and The
Feared to Form New Monarchy!
11/28/00 -
While
the formal announcement isn't planned until after
tonight's IRC meeting of the combined TF and
Blood Core members, GZR was able to get an
exclusive interview with Lauae, the new
spokesperson for the largest monarchy |
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the new über-monarchy: "The Fear of
Blood", or TFoB for short. Lauae revealed to our GZR
reporting staff that this new merger of The
Feared and Blood was prompted by both practical
concerns and also by TF anger at constant
criticism of their recruiting practices.
"It's really not
fair", Lauae confided, "the way the
Antis just hound people. Take me as an example:
Sure I PKed noobs and stuff when I was in Black
Rose, but it was ok 'cause we were neutral. But
then those hard-assed Antis kept calling me a PK
over a few spilled noobs, and made me join
Blood."
GZR reporter: "So,
this new über-monarchy is a reponse to Antis
forcing good people like you and PMS Rage to join
Blood, when you really want to RPK in a more
neutral manner?"
"Exactly!",
Lauae said,"who says I can't kill a few
noobs every now and then, and not still be
neutral when high levels are around?"
GZR reporter: "You
said there were also practical reasons behind the
merger of Blood and The Feared...can you
elaborate on that?"
Lauae leaned forward,
"Well, it's like this: Sometimes you wanna
just kill a few random people, and sometimes you
just wanna level in peace. Nothing pisses people
off more than some damn Anti attacking them where
they level instead of waiting in town to be
raided like they should."
GZR reporter: "So
how does this new monarchy handle that?"
"Since we're all
one monarchy now," Lauae continued,"we
won't have to put up with that silly two hour
wait between raiding Ayan Baqur and joining The
Feared to defend it."
GZR reporter:
"There was a two hour wait?"
"Yeah", Lauae
snorted,"wasn't that so lame? Why make
people wait two hours? What if you only got four
hours to play that day and wanta kill noobs and
be Anti afterwards?"
"So anyway,"
Lauae said,"Now we just change our
fellowship name from TFoB-Neutral to TFoB-PK when
we want to go from defending to raiding and
randomly killing."
GZR reporter: "Ah,
so that'll cut down on the waiting time, and
eliminate all that flip-flopping between guilds
that was so confusing to everyone."
Lauae
smiled,"Right! I'm glad you
understand."
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Anti Seuss and
the Neutralbears
11/21/00 -
For
those that have trouble understanding what a true
Anti-PK is, Arathorn was able to
spell out the Anti-PK code in a way that even a
133t PK, or a Neutralbear collaborator in o.O
Baqur can understand: |
| How's this for a code: You RPK, you die. You help
someone who RPKs, you die.
I'm sure your code is
nice, but that's ours in a nutshell, so if anyone
you're buddies with fall into the above category,
they'll die too, asheron's code or not. They'll
die while shopping, levelling, pissing, eating,
drinking, standing around town picking their
underwear out of their buttcracks, while trying
to log like wusses, while attempting to recall,
when it's raining, when it's snowing, when it's
hailing, when it's that slushy combo between hail
and snow, when it's sunny, when it's overcast,
when partly cloudy and when there's only a few
cumulus clouds that aren't even worth mentioning,
they'll die during the day, the night, the
morning, the evening, on all days of the week, on
national holidays, on patch days, on leap year
days, on odd dates and even ones, they'll die
whether they complain, or whine, or jest, or
laugh, or grin, or sigh, or cry, or gloat.
I do not like PKs in
Eastham, I do not like them - Anti I am.
I do not like them in a
boat, I do not like them in a moat. I do not like
them standing tall I do not like them at the
ball. I do not like them kissing a toad, I do not
like them if they follow asheron's code.
I do not like PKs (nor
yams), I do not like them - Anti I am.
-Arathorn
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Peacekeepers: #1 Anti-PKs |
Daring Anti-PK
Raid on Ayan Baqur!
11/15/00 -
In
a shocking development, the Anti-PK strike force
known as the Peacekeepers struck a blow for true
Anti-PK standards in Ayan Baqur by staging a
daring daylight raid to kill known PKs who had
somehow managed to infiltrate a large and formerly
respected guild based out of Ayan Baqur. |
| The news that the
infamous mass murderer and all-around Evil PK
scum PMS Rage had somehow managed to infiltrate
an unnamed guild at the secret command of her
Blood masters in order to destroy all standards
of decency had enraged the true Anti-PK
community. But who
would step forward to say "Enough is
enough!"? Who would be there to strike a
blow for all Anti-PKs and common decency on
Darktide?
Recently reformed, the
famous Anti-PK strike force known as the
Peacekeepers, were there to put the smack down on
Evil PK infiltrators.
The leader of the
Peacekeepers, General Zang, had this to say:
"Put the word out. A line has been drawn in
the sand.....it's open season on PK
Infiltrators."
Several members of the
Peacekeepers swept into AB looking for their evil
and insidious target, PMS Rage. Unfortunately,
word must have reached the cowardly PK, for she
was nowhere to be found in the entire Ayan Baqur
region.
Undounted by the
target's craven absence, the Peacekeepers
continued with their mission to send a strong
message to PK infiltrators and their carebear
pals. Another PK target was searched for in the
crowded streets of AB. They didn't have to wait
long to spot one.
Another infamous
newbie-killer and all-around bad guy was spotted:
Graveborn. Just yesterday he had cut down the
General's own kid sister in a wanton act of total
murderous depravity...and now he was pretenting
to be a "neutral" in AB.
The Evil murderer caught
on camera fouly slaying the General's kid sister!
The Peacekeepers would
soon put an end to this sick charade.
The attack was launched,
and the Evil PK secondary target was almost
critically wounded before he used obscure tricks
of portal magic to escape the fate he truly
deserved.
When confronted with
Justice the Newbie-Killer cowardly claims
Neutrality!
No matter that the Evil
PK Infiltrator had escaped with his life, for the
Peacekeepers had drawn the line, and those who
would pretend to be "Anti" or
"Neutral" to escape the just rewards
for a life of crime had been put on notice that
their Evil plan was at an end.
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