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Antis Triumph
Foresaken and Toes killed! Plateau in Flames!
11/29/00 - The mission was to take out the terrorist leader Foresaken and his foul Toe allies without harming the innocent "human shields" that they'd surrounded themselves with in an attempt to escape justice.


Foresaken was the Anti-PK strike force's primary target and he was instantly spotted as soon as we portaled in.

Seconds later, he was down in a pool of his own evil blood, rueing the day that he'd decided to spurn all common decency and become an infamous mass murderer and terrorist.

Non-combatants and all peacefull Non-Toes were spared by the Anti-PK force, as they began a house by house sweep for known terrorists.

Any Toes found were cut down on the spot, along with any bystanders foolish enough to interfere with the wheels of Justice.

Toe Foo himself was soon dragged from his hiding place within a building and slaughtered in the street, his cooling corpse left as a lesson for those who would support PKs.

With Foresaken and several Toes dead, the strike force killed the town cow and set fire to a few buildings. Don't let this happen to your town by harboring known criminals.

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Blood and The Feared to Form New Monarchy!
11/28/00 - While the formal announcement isn't planned until after tonight's IRC meeting of the combined TF and Blood Core members, GZR was able to get an exclusive interview with Lauae, the new spokesperson for the largest monarchy
in Darktide history, the new über-monarchy: "The Fear of Blood", or TFoB for short.

Lauae revealed to our GZR reporting staff that this new merger of The Feared and Blood was prompted by both practical concerns and also by TF anger at constant criticism of their recruiting practices.

"It's really not fair", Lauae confided, "the way the Antis just hound people. Take me as an example: Sure I PKed noobs and stuff when I was in Black Rose, but it was ok 'cause we were neutral. But then those hard-assed Antis kept calling me a PK over a few spilled noobs, and made me join Blood."

GZR reporter: "So, this new über-monarchy is a reponse to Antis forcing good people like you and PMS Rage to join Blood, when you really want to RPK in a more neutral manner?"

"Exactly!", Lauae said,"who says I can't kill a few noobs every now and then, and not still be neutral when high levels are around?"

GZR reporter: "You said there were also practical reasons behind the merger of Blood and The Feared...can you elaborate on that?"

Lauae leaned forward, "Well, it's like this: Sometimes you wanna just kill a few random people, and sometimes you just wanna level in peace. Nothing pisses people off more than some damn Anti attacking them where they level instead of waiting in town to be raided like they should."

GZR reporter: "So how does this new monarchy handle that?"

"Since we're all one monarchy now," Lauae continued,"we won't have to put up with that silly two hour wait between raiding Ayan Baqur and joining The Feared to defend it."

GZR reporter: "There was a two hour wait?"

"Yeah", Lauae snorted,"wasn't that so lame? Why make people wait two hours? What if you only got four hours to play that day and wanta kill noobs and be Anti afterwards?"

"So anyway," Lauae said,"Now we just change our fellowship name from TFoB-Neutral to TFoB-PK when we want to go from defending to raiding and randomly killing."

GZR reporter: "Ah, so that'll cut down on the waiting time, and eliminate all that flip-flopping between guilds that was so confusing to everyone."

Lauae smiled,"Right! I'm glad you understand."

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Anti Seuss and the Neutralbears
11/21/00 - For those that have trouble understanding what a true Anti-PK is, Arathorn was able to spell out the Anti-PK code in a way that even a 133t PK, or a Neutralbear collaborator in o.O Baqur can understand:


How's this for a code:

You RPK, you die. You help someone who RPKs, you die.

I'm sure your code is nice, but that's ours in a nutshell, so if anyone you're buddies with fall into the above category, they'll die too, asheron's code or not. They'll die while shopping, levelling, pissing, eating, drinking, standing around town picking their underwear out of their buttcracks, while trying to log like wusses, while attempting to recall, when it's raining, when it's snowing, when it's hailing, when it's that slushy combo between hail and snow, when it's sunny, when it's overcast, when partly cloudy and when there's only a few cumulus clouds that aren't even worth mentioning, they'll die during the day, the night, the morning, the evening, on all days of the week, on national holidays, on patch days, on leap year days, on odd dates and even ones, they'll die whether they complain, or whine, or jest, or laugh, or grin, or sigh, or cry, or gloat.

I do not like PKs in Eastham, I do not like them - Anti I am.

I do not like them in a boat, I do not like them in a moat. I do not like them standing tall I do not like them at the ball. I do not like them kissing a toad, I do not like them if they follow asheron's code.

I do not like PKs (nor yams), I do not like them - Anti I am.

-Arathorn

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Peacekeepers: #1 Anti-PKs
Daring Anti-PK Raid on Ayan Baqur!
11/15/00 - In a shocking development, the Anti-PK strike force known as the Peacekeepers struck a blow for true Anti-PK standards in Ayan Baqur by staging a daring daylight raid to kill known PKs who had somehow managed to infiltrate a large and formerly respected guild based out of Ayan Baqur.


The news that the infamous mass murderer and all-around Evil PK scum PMS Rage had somehow managed to infiltrate an unnamed guild at the secret command of her Blood masters in order to destroy all standards of decency had enraged the true Anti-PK community.

But who would step forward to say "Enough is enough!"? Who would be there to strike a blow for all Anti-PKs and common decency on Darktide?

Recently reformed, the famous Anti-PK strike force known as the Peacekeepers, were there to put the smack down on Evil PK infiltrators.

The leader of the Peacekeepers, General Zang, had this to say: "Put the word out. A line has been drawn in the sand.....it's open season on PK Infiltrators."

Several members of the Peacekeepers swept into AB looking for their evil and insidious target, PMS Rage. Unfortunately, word must have reached the cowardly PK, for she was nowhere to be found in the entire Ayan Baqur region.

Undounted by the target's craven absence, the Peacekeepers continued with their mission to send a strong message to PK infiltrators and their carebear pals. Another PK target was searched for in the crowded streets of AB. They didn't have to wait long to spot one.

Another infamous newbie-killer and all-around bad guy was spotted: Graveborn. Just yesterday he had cut down the General's own kid sister in a wanton act of total murderous depravity...and now he was pretenting to be a "neutral" in AB.


The Evil murderer caught on camera fouly slaying the General's kid sister!

The Peacekeepers would soon put an end to this sick charade.

The attack was launched, and the Evil PK secondary target was almost critically wounded before he used obscure tricks of portal magic to escape the fate he truly deserved.


When confronted with Justice the Newbie-Killer cowardly claims Neutrality!

No matter that the Evil PK Infiltrator had escaped with his life, for the Peacekeepers had drawn the line, and those who would pretend to be "Anti" or "Neutral" to escape the just rewards for a life of crime had been put on notice that their Evil plan was at an end.

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