Think I'll buff up and go raid Yaraq. Then I'm going to go watch Simpsons.

Oh look, it's a level 41 Le Cardinal Vassal guarding the newbies.

BRING IT!!!!

I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
Ice-Breaker says, "i think"
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 2 points of electrical damage!

Ooops, still have my Silifi set on minimum power for "chase mode"

Waruz says, "Zojak Quaguz"
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!

Hate this guy. He's a little Le Cardnal trash talker.

I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Waruz says, "Zojak Quaguz"
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!

Starting to annoy me Coolchi.

I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 6 points of electrical damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 7 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Coolchi nicks you for 1 point of piercing damage!
Ice-Breaker says, "KIL EM"
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
You heal yourself for 29 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 14
uses left.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 9 points of piercing damage!
You heal yourself for 54 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 13
uses left.

Mare pointed out today that I am wasting a bunch of healing potions because
I wait too long to start healing. I thinnk in this fight I will heal really
early to make sure I don't waste them so much.

You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
You expertly heal yourself for 20 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit
has 12 uses left.
You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Coolchi!
Ice-Breaker says, "whoevers winnin"
You blast Coolchi for 48 points of electrical damage!

Had just about enough of you Coolchi. You annoy me even when I am not
fighting you, and this guy is not doing enough for me to be worried about.

I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!

Oh yeah, I was all buffed for Olthoi, so I'm wearing Piercing Pro III too.

You evaded Coolchi!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Blistered by lightning, Coolchi falls!

Buh Bye Coolchi

I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 9 points of piercing damage!
Ice-Breaker says, "lol"
You heal yourself for 33 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 11
uses left.
I' Bjoern 'I sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I sparks you for 0 points of electrical damage!

Oh, please keep using that.

At this point, I Bjoern starts throwing the kitchen sink at me looking for
something that will work.

He uses a Gertah's, an Oswalds, and finally settles on a Hollow dagger or
something.

I' Bjoern 'I sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 7 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I sparks you for 0 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I sparks you for 0 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I sparks you for 0 points of electrical damage!

Drake, we have to get you Axe gloves. Soon, I will be able to use the SOCS
with just axe one gloves, and then you can have my three's. Notice the THREE
hits for zero.

You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 3 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!

Lets crank this damage all the way up to the max.

You shock I' Bjoern 'I for 19 points of electrical damage!
Ice-Breaker says, "wtf"
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 9 points of electrical damage!

He is wearing a metal helm, but it must be lightning baned. I'm not doing
nearly what I should be here.

I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 3 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You shock I' Bjoern 'I for 26 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 9 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 8 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 9 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!

I think here is where he switches to hollow.

I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You heal yourself for 25 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 10
uses left.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You fail to heal yourself. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 9 uses left.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
Azero's body is shattered by Auroch Cow's attack!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
You heal yourself for 43 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 8
uses left.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
You heal yourself for 20 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 7
uses left.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 1 point of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You heal yourself for 39 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 6
uses left.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
You evaded Auroch Cow!

PK COW!!! Run!!

I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
You evaded Auroch Cow!
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 11 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 3 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
Ice-Breaker says, "o hi"
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
Ice-Breaker says, "lol"
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 3 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 5 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
Ice-Breaker says, "the cows pkin"

Oh, we have like 5 people standing around watching. I think all of them are
white.

I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
Ice-Breaker tried and failed to assess you!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 5 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You heal yourself for 23 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 5
uses left.

Why am I all of a sudden missing this guy? What the hell? I was hitting so
well before. Oh look, my stamina is on about 10. Lets just drink some
stamina potions. IN case you don't know, as soon as you show ANY signs of
fatigue, you hit much less effective. Try it, you will see.

You expertly heal yourself for 33 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit
has 4 uses left.
The Stamina Elixir restores 65 points of your stamina.
The Stamina Elixir restores 65 points of your stamina.
You evaded Auroch Cow!
The Stamina Elixir restores 65 points of your stamina.

There we go, almost back to full

You evaded Auroch Cow!
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 10 points of electrical damage!

See, there we go. Still not doing dick for damage though. It is right about
here that I think - he has that bastard lightning baned.

I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
Someone tried and failed to assess you!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You shock I' Bjoern 'I for 15 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You evaded Auroch Cow!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 3 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 3 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 1 point of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
Ice-Breaker tried and failed to assess you!
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!

This is ass, lets go downtown and see how well his reedshark leggings are
imped.

You jolt I' Bjoern 'I for 57 points of electrical damage!

Not very well apparently.

I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 5 points of slashing damage!
Your Velvet Shirt is out of Mana.

That's armor IV, better go add a mana stone to that when I log back in.

You shock I' Bjoern 'I for 23 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
You evaded I' Bjoern 'I!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Ice-Breaker says, "yikes"
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Ice-Breaker says, "5hp"

Yup, just need one hit...

I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Your lightning coruscates over I' Bjoern 'I's mortal remains!

There we go. Highest level I have ever taken out. I'm 38 right now, he was
31.

The force of Auroch Cow's assault flattens Coolchi!

LOL, and how cool is that?

Ice-Breaker says, "i saw that comin"
The Health Elixir restores 65 points of your health.
You heal yourself for 39 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 19
uses left.
Ice-Breaker says, "nice boots druss"
You say, "thanks"
Ice-Breaker says, "i have some brown ones"
Dopy tried and failed to assess you!
Azero says, "Good Job Druss"
Ice-Breaker says, "with maghic"
You say, "thank you"
Azero says, "anyone got leggings?"
Ice-Breaker says, "yd he try?"
Your Copper Ring is out of Mana.
Blistered by lightning, Ice-Breaker falls!
Ice-Breaker tells you, "im anti"
You say, "I only kill pks"
Gold Orb cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
You say, "Shurov Thiguz"

Time to go home.

The magic courses strongly through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Turpeth
Ice-Breaker tells you, "im anti and so are you"
You tell Ice-Breaker, "your patron just attacked me"

His Patron is Coolchi of all people.

I' Bjoern 'I says, "Puish Zhafeth"

Hey look, we are both at the same lifestone, how odd.

I've never seen him here before, but here he is, a white I'bjoern.

I' Bjoern 'I says, "Malar Ozael"
I' Bjoern 'I says, "Malar Ozael"
Ice-Breaker tells you, "he said i was anti"
I' Bjoern 'I says, "Malar Ozael"
I' Bjoern 'I says, "Malar Ozael"
You say, "Nice fight"

He never says a word.

Ice-Breaker tells you, "maybe i should swear to you"
You say, "that was well done"

Nothing. Maybe he doesn't speak english?

I' Bjoern 'I says, "Malar Cazael"
Gold Orb cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
You say, "Shurov Thiloi"

You are getting fully buffed, I already took 6 items off you, I think I will
take off before you turn red.

Jamie C. Wakefield
Druss