Got some nice death items, like a dagger and a knife, both worth close to
5k, a greater mana stone and 2 orbs I have not I.D'd yet.

That was damn cool.

Oh, and for you Archers out there, Llan is level 56 and uses a bow for his
Pking. He is greatly feared.

I decide to go hunt bugs while I wait for Owyn Stormwynd to tell me he is
ready. Owyn needs me as a third for a trade for Shadow armor.

I get a call as soon as I kill 2 bugs. Level 40 Raiding Yanshi.

So, I put Swiftkiller on the axe, and head to Yanshi.

You evaded Brycin the Black!
Naughty-R-Nice says, "Zojak Quareth"
Shut yo Mouth says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Shut yo Mouth casts Heal Other I and restores 14 points of your health.
Brycin the Black scratches you for 9 points of slashing damage!
You shock Brycin the Black for 23 points of electrical damage!

Love those metal helms.

Naughty-R-Nice says, "Zojak Quareth"
Shut yo Mouth says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Shut yo Mouth casts Heal Other I and restores 9 points of your health.
Brycin the Black scratches you for 6 points of slashing damage!
Brycin the Black evaded your attack.
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"

Everyone in town wants Brycin dead.

Shut yo Mouth says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Shut yo Mouth casts Heal Other I and restores 10 points of your health.
Brycin the Black scratches you for 6 points of slashing damage!
Brycin the Black evaded your attack.
Shut yo Mouth says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Shut yo Mouth casts Heal Other I and restores 10 points of your health.
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
Shut yo Mouth says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Shut yo Mouth casts Heal Other I and restores 7 points of your health.
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
Shut yo Mouth says, "Zojak Quasith"
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
Senator Lifestone says, "Puish Zharil"
Shut yo Mouth says, "Equin Zhapaj"
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
Naughty-R-Nice says, "Malar Zhapaj"
You shock Brycin the Black for 18 points of electrical damage!
Right about this point, Brycin decides to start portal dancing, and even
though I am very careful, he sucks me in, and I am now in Yaraq.

Portal dancing at level 40. How pathetic. Whats next? He gonna portal log on
me?

Shut yo Mouth says, "Puish Zharil"
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Gold Orb cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Senator Lifestone says, "he come through?"
You say, "thanks senator"
Brycin the Black tells you, "rofl"
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Brycin the Black tells you, "fun shit dood"
Naughty-R-Nice says, "ok druss send me back again ...."
Senator Lifestone says, "yeah, sorry I had to run"
The Mana Potion restores 25 points of your mana.
Bled for Days says, "man black sucks"
You say, "Shurov Thiguz"
The magic courses strongly through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Rowan Talisman
Naughty-R-Nice says, "anyone have a portal back to yanshi!! lol"
Senator Lifestone says, "what level is he?"
Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Lightning Protection Other VI on you
Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Fire Protection Other VI on you

I am. I am Superman, and I know whats happening.

Fez chic tells you, "brycin kille me again"

Making my way there as fast as I can.

Spqrmaximus tried and failed to assess you!
The Catt tells you, "he is in town still"
You tell The Catt, "coming"
Brycin the Black says, "rofl"
The spell Swift Killer IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
Brycin the Black tried and failed to assess you!
Spqrmaximus says, "peace"
The Catt tells you, "Yarqya now"
Your Copper Ring is out of Mana.
You spark Brycin the Black for 11 points of electrical damage!
You say, "wow"
Brycin the Black says, "strange"
Brycin the Black says, "you ran though and yet you are still here"
You say, "portal dancing is beneath you"
Brycin the Black says, "rofl"
Brycin the Black says, "what lvl are you"
Gold Orb cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
Brycin the Black says, "Malar Quasith"
You say, "Malar Aetak"
The magic courses strongly through you.
You cast Swift Killer IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars
Brycin the Black says, "Malar Quasith"
Senator Lifestone tells you, "where?"
You say, "lower than you"

Pansy.

Brycin the Black cuts you for 37 points of slashing damage!

Lucky hit. His best. Leaves me at 138 life still. Not too worried.

You spark Brycin the Black for 1 point of electrical damage!
You evaded Brycin the Black!
Brycin the Black says, "damn life buffs"
Brycin the Black scratches you for 8 points of slashing damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 1 point of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 1 point of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 6 points of slashing damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 1 point of electrical damage!
Shut yo Mouth tells you, "not in Yarqua"
You evaded Brycin the Black!
You spark Brycin the Black for 8 points of electrical damage!

Oh yeah, lets move that power bar all the way to the right. That's better.
Too bad he is lightning baned and buffed now. Good thing I have bd6.

Brycin the Black scratches you for 8 points of slashing damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 6 points of slashing damage!
You heal yourself for 57 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 13 uses
left.
Brycin the Black scratches you for 3 points of slashing damage!
You heal yourself for 8 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 12 uses
left.
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
You evaded Brycin the Black!
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 11 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 8 points of electrical damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
You spark Brycin the Black for 8 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black's lightning coruscates over Senator Lifestone's mortal
remains!
You spark Brycin the Black for 7 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black evaded your attack.
Brycin the Black says, "hehe"
Brycin the Black evaded your attack.
Shut yo Mouth says, "Malar Zhapaj"
You spark Brycin the Black for 10 points of electrical damage!
Shut yo Mouth failed to affect you with you with Heal Other I because Shut
yo Mouth is not a player killer.
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 6 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 5 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black evaded your attack.
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black evaded your attack.
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 6 points of electrical damage!
Senator Lifestone tells you, "sorry man"
Brycin the Black sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
Fez chic says, "brycin is gay as hell"

She's some mad about dying. :-)

Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
You heal yourself for 44 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 10 uses left.
Fez chic says, "i hope he dies"

Doing my best here fez.

Brycin the Black sparks you for 5 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
You heal yourself for 42 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 9 uses left.
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
Fez chic says, "at his computer"
Brycin the Black sparks you for 8 points of electrical damage!
You heal yourself for 6 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 8 uses left.
Brycin the Black sparks you for 10 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 11 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 7 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
You evaded Brycin the Black!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
Fez chic tried and failed to assess you!
Brycin the Black evaded your attack.
You spark Brycin the Black for 8 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 4 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black says, "stam sucks"
You spark Brycin the Black for 11 points of electrical damage!
You say, "yeah"

Some of us pack stam potions though.

You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
You say, "its a bitch"
You spark Brycin the Black for 7 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
You evaded Brycin the Black!
You spark Brycin the Black for 8 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Fez chic says, "no brycan is a bitch"
You heal yourself for 26 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 11 uses
left.
You heal yourself for 16 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 10 uses
left.
Brycin the Black scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 7 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 7 points of electrical damage!
Fez chic tried and failed to assess you!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 3 points of slashing damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 6 points of slashing damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 4 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You evaded Brycin the Black!
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
You evaded Brycin the Black!
You spark Brycin the Black for 7 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 13 points of slashing damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 5 points of slashing damage!
Brycin the Black says, "what al almui?"
You spark Brycin the Black for 7 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 3 points of slashing damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 6 points of slashing damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 5 points of slashing damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black scratches you for 2 points of slashing damage!
You expertly heal yourself for 30 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 9
uses left.
You heal yourself for 19 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 8 uses
left.
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Zhapaj"
The Stamina Elixir restores 65 points of your stamina.
The Stamina Elixir restores 65 points of your stamina.
You say, "maybe I tell you later"

Like I'm going to tell you now.

The great shoe says, "is it a duel"
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
Brycin the Black says, "yall are funny"
You say, "no"
zak'nafein is logged on.
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 11 points of electrical damage!
You say, "not a duel"
You spark Brycin the Black for 3 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 7 points of electrical damage!
The spell Defender III on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
You spark Brycin the Black for 4 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 7 points of electrical damage!
You shock Brycin the Black for 18 points of electrical damage!
You spark Brycin the Black for 7 points of electrical damage!
Fez chic says, "no durss is just killing asshole"
You shock Brycin the Black for 34 points of electrical damage!
Fez chic says, "druss"
The great shoe says, "Malar Zhapaj"
The great shoe failed to affect you with you with Heal Other I because The
great shoe is not a player killer.
Sister C says, "Cruath Quafeth"
Sprint Other II has expired.
Brycin the Black says, "damn dood"

He says this because he is portal dancing again, and I won't go in.

The great shoe says, "Malar Zhapaj"
The great shoe casts Heal Other I and restores 0 points of your health.
The great shoe says, "Malar Zhapaj"
The great shoe casts Heal Other I and restores 0 points of your health.
The great shoe says, "Zojak Quati"
You say, "level 40 portal danicing is really lamme"

I am a typing MACHINE

Senator Lifestone says, "portal logged"
You say, "."
You say, "holy cow"
You say, "thats the lamest level 40 I have ever seen"
Senator Lifestone says, "5% more vitae :("

He finally just portal logs. You have to be kidding me.

I was hoping to rack up another vitory for me and mostly, all the help I get
from the denizens of yanshi.

The spell Heart Seeker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
You say, "thanks a lot for the help senator"
Senator Lifestone says, "ah, it was fun"
Shut yo Mouth says, "Looooossssseeeerrrrrrr!!!!!!"
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Eati"
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Eapaj"
The spell Impenetrability IV on Gold Large Kite Shield has expired.
Senator Lifestone says, "Puish Zharil"
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Eapaj"
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Eapaj"
The spell Impenetrability IV on Gromnie Hide Amuli Leggings has expired.
Shut yo Mouth says, "dang, I was hoping for phat loot"
You say, "lol"
Sister C says, "lol"
Sister C says, "Malar Aeguz"
Sister C says, "Malar Aetak"
Senator Lifestone says, "Puish Zharil"
Sister C says, "Malar Aereth"
Sister C says, "Malar Aereth"
Bled for Days says, "druss, i have a robe for u from naughty-r us"
You say, "ok, thanks bled"
Bled for Days gives you Suikan Robe.

So now its later.

No idea whats going on, but a lowbie is naked by the Lifestone.

And then he attacks me, with a hollow weapon.

Um, not smart.

Now I i.d. him and I see this lowbie (the king) is really level 20.

But I chase him into the portal, PMS Rage is also there, and she follows me
in, and mare says "She just came In after you.

Awesome. Mare and I are going to eat her up.

Hmm, level 48. that's kinda big, but not too bad.

Oh wait, she is that Dagger thing that everyone is saying is so lame.

Um, no.

The King tried and failed to assess you!
You evaded The King!
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
You evaded Pms Rage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 6 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 12 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 6 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 6 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Drake Draco has logged off.

Noooo!!!! Noooooo!!!! Nooooo!!!!

Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 6 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Sister C says, "Cruath Quafeth"

Have some imp PMS.

Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
You heal yourself for 40 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 7 uses
left.
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 12 points of piercing damage!

She is beating the CRAP out of me, and I look at my inventory, and I see a
bracelt on my arm. Hm, that's off, I already have piercing pro III on. From
fighting Olthoi.

It is only later that I find out I had the wrong bracelt on.

NOT piercing III.

Pms Rage nicks you for 8 points of piercing damage!
You heal yourself for 43 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 6 uses
left.
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Pms Rage!
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage scratches you for 8 points of slashing damage!
You spark Pms Rage for 14 points of electrical damage!
Pms Rage scratches you for 10 points of slashing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Owyn Stormwind tells you, "well, this sucks"

Um, don't care right now, I'm getting my ass kicked by Evil Dagger chick.

You heal yourself for 35 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 5 uses
left.
Pms Rage says, "Cruath Quasith"
You heal yourself for 14 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 4 uses
left.
Pms Rage cast Imperil Other IV on you
Pms Rage says, "Cruath Quafeth"
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage cast Lightning Vulnerability Other IV on you
You shock Pms Rage for 18 points of electrical damage!
You spark Pms Rage for 8 points of electrical damage!
Sister C says, "Cruath Quaril"
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Sister C says, "Cruath Quaril"
Pms Rage scratches you for 14 points of slashing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 6 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Pms Rage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 15 points of piercing damage!
Owyn Stormwind tells you, "I have died and lagged out twice in the dires"
Pms Rage nicks you for 8 points of piercing damage!
Sister C says, "Feazh Zhapaj"
Pms Rage nicks you for 6 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
mhali has logged off.
Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
Sister C says, "Feazh Zhapaj"

Right here, I need something in my backpack or something, and I stop for
just a second to look in a pack. Then when I try to click on PMS Rage again,
I click on Sister C instead and I charge Sister C.

This leaves my back exposed to evil dagger girl.

Pms Rage nicks you for 14 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage stabs you for 37 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 15 points of piercing damage!

Really not helpful

Now I'm going to lose.

Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
The Potion of Healing restores 25 points of your health.
Pms Rage nicks you for 15 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
The Potion of Healing restores 25 points of your health.

I only have 2 healing potions and one elixer, so now I am trying desperatly
to get to my healing elixer.

In my backpack.

Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
Pms Rage nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
You are fatally punctured by Pms Rage!

And guess what? I don't make it.

Bael'Zharon has granted you respite after your moment of weakness. You are
temporarily no longer a player killer.
You've lost 160 Pyreals, your Mana Stone (Greater), your Mana Stone
(Greater), and your Gold War Hammer!

First time I have ever lost my Olthoi hammer. Despite the fact that I have a
4.5k knife on me.

Wonderful.

Owyn Stormwind tells you, "and lost all 5 wobf I was going to trade"

That's a bummer. Really, it is, but I'm dead now, and I hate that.

Kiss my Ass tried and failed to assess you!
Your actions have dispelled the Lifestone's magic!
Pms Rage says, "Cruath Quasith"

On Sister C

Pms Rage says, "Cruath Quafeth"
Owyn Stormwind tells you, "In addition to the 3rd person bit, Druss"
Owyn Stormwind tells you, "do you have any motes I can borrow, and pay you
back?"

Mare says, anyone on who can help me?

As I stand there all white and useless. Watching the fight.

Your friends:
Drake Draco
matah
mhali
herrimone
hirofyre
chinook
the silent spearman
dhali
mizu-no
chinnock
khali
zak'nafein (online)
pedro
lochee
lockee
You tell Zak'Nafein, "pms rage at entrance in to yanshio"
You tell Zak'Nafein, "mare is engaged"
Gold Orb cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
You say, "Malar Aetak"
The magic courses strongly through you.
You cast Swift Killer IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars, surpassing Swift Killer
IV
Pms Rage says, "Cruath Quaril"
You say, "Malar Aereth"
The magic courses strongly through you.
You cast Heart Seeker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars
Pms Rage says, "Cruath Quaril"
You say, "Malar Aeguz"
The magic rushes mightily through you.
You cast Defender III on Silifi of Crimson Stars, surpassing Defender III
Pms Rage says, "Cruath Quaril"
Zak'Nafein tells you, "ugh damn"
Zak'Nafein tells you, "cominh"
You heal yourself for 31 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 3 uses
left.
You tell Zak'Nafein, "use bow, and hurry, she killeed me"
Gold Orb cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
You say, "Malar Aeril"
Pms Rage says, "Puish Zhati"
The magic courses strongly through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Quicksilver
You cast Blood Drinker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars
Pms Rage says, "Puish Zhati"
mhali is logged on.
Pms Rage says, "Puish Zhati"
You tell Mhali, "pms rage at entrance in to yanshio"
You tell Mhali, "killed me, mare is engaged"
Mhali tells you, "I know, Zak's coming, I'm halfway through muling"
You tell Zak'Nafein, "she is halfway to yanshi now"
Zak'Nafein tells you, "coords?"
You tell Zak'Nafein, "12.5, 47.3"
Owyn Stormwind tells you, "Jamie?"
You tell Owyn Stormwind, "busy"
Bled for Days says, "can i look u up when i hit 15?"
Vitae the Valar says, "who?"
mhali has logged off.
Senator Lifestone says, "Equin Cazael"
Bael'Zharon's power flows through you again. You are once more a player
killer.

Finally. Now we're chasing her up over hell and back. Shes up past the
advocates tower, and around the swamp and then over to the Shaoushi portal.

Pms Rage says, "Puish Zhati"
Owyn Stormwind tells you, "i can't :( Not at 14%"
Owyn Stormwind tells you, "mistell"
Zak'Nafein says, "damn shes fast"

Off my screen fast.

Kumo Miyamoto tried and failed to assess you!
Zak'Nafein says, "get your stuff druss?"

She took my mana stones, left my hammer, that was lucky. First time I have
EVER lost that hammer when I died. I only seem to lose really good weapons
when a PK kills me.

The spell Defender III on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
You shock Pms Rage for 24 points of electrical damage!
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage evaded your attack.
Pms Rage evaded your attack.

Dagger = some good.

You spark Pms Rage for 16 points of electrical damage!

And then she runs off and shurovs because we have the whole town after her.
God I love Yanshi.

Later

Jamie C. Wakefield
Druss