We now join him as he kills his third person, and for some reason, goes to
the Yaraq Portal instead.

Xenonv says, "theres not point lol"
You tell Relix, "I'll give you more money"
Xenonv says, "hey portal logger"
Ruminator says, "lol"
Relix tells you, "No.. Its fine.. I was just wondering If it was on his corpse."
Xenonv says, "hey portal logger"
You spark Ruminator for 6 points of electrical damage!
You spark Ruminator for 5 points of electrical damage!
Ruminator evaded your attack.

And he takes off. He runs to Yaraq, runs to the meeting hall, and runs
inside. Just for giggles I'll see if he is going to portal log.

He doesn't. And despite his best efforts, he cannot get through the portal
to the outside. He must be caught on Zenov. Because he goes through the
portal 3-4 times trying to get away.

You shock Ruminator for 27 points of electrical damage!
You shock Ruminator for 16 points of electrical damage!

You have teleported too recently.

You shock Ruminator for 29 points of electrical damage!
You shock Ruminator for 27 points of electrical damage!
Blistered by lightning, Ruminator falls!

About time. Its only be 37 portal loggings coming.

Xenonv says, "Omg Durss!"
Ruminator tells you, "wtf lol i was stuck"
Xenonv says, "How did you get em?"
Xenonv says, "Malar Zhapaj"
You tell Ruminator, "that was unlucky huh"

I am doing my best to be civil. I promised my lovely wife I would try really
hard not to let people get to me.

Xenonv casts Heal Other I and restores 3 points of your health.
Xenonv says, "Malar Zhapaj"
You say, "he was stuck somehow"
Ruminator tells you, "yeahlost that tight xbow lol"

110% str 5 XBow. Some good.

Xenonv says, "did he drop that heamue?"
You tell Ruminator, "bummer. :-)"
You say, "no"
Brass Staff cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
You say, "time to go home"
You give Xenonv Ivory Bracelet.

Some of the loot. I always try to divvy up some of the loot.

You say, "Shurov Thiguz"
Xenonv tries to give you Dho Vest and Robe.
The magic surges through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Powdered Malachite
Kerradyn Nightshade experiences quite the feeling!
Reeve Hit says, "old fashioned to teh death"

I portal home and Reeve Hit is killing someone right at the Lifestone. Level
17 Venger vassal. He was killing people in town until Sister C's lowbie
under level 10 mage killed him.

Deadlyn obliterates Pigly Wigly!
Reeve Hit says, "LOL"

Sing it with me. You know the tune... The no Vitae song.

I am.... I am Superman....

Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Lightning Protection Other VI on you
Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Fire Protection Other VI on you

And I know whats happening....

Reeve Hit says, "wOOt"
Steel Heavy Necklace cast Strength Self III on you
Silver Tower Shield cast Rejuvenation Self V on you

Like my new sheild? Imp 4, Rejuv 5. Can't use that with Vitae either.

Pigly Wigly says, "wtf"
Pigly Wigly says, "he attacked me"
Reeve Hit says, "eww druss"

He doesn't like me. :-)

Blistered by lightning, Reeve Hit falls!

One hit. Might have been damaged before I attack.

Reeve Hit says, "bleh"
Playakilla says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Pigly Wigly says, "thnc"
Reeve Hit says, "druss il get ya :P"

Missed this, else I would have smiled back. I like PK's with a good attitude.

Is that Deadlyn going into Yanshi?

You jolt Deadlyn for 38 points of electrical damage!

Nice hit.

Ahhhhhhhhhh tried and failed to assess you!
Playakilla suffers a frozen fate at the hands of Zealm!
You shock Tipster for 10 points of electrical damage!

Deadlyn, Tipster, Zealm, and someone else at the portal in spot.

"MARE!!!"

Little help here please.

mare logs in, buffs, portals home.

You jolt Tipster for 28 points of electrical damage!
You shock Tipster for 19 points of electrical damage!
You spark Tipster for 5 points of electrical damage!
You spark Tipster for 7 points of electrical damage!
Your lightning coruscates over Tipster's mortal remains!
The spell Defender III on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
Electricity from Bca's attack tears Mustafo apart!

Mare appears almost instantaneaously, and they all take off. Mare chases
Zealm to by the Yaraq Portal. I know she can take him alone, so I look in
town for Zad.

Norman tried and failed to assess you!
Norman says, "dude"
Norman tells you, "what lvl was he"
Norman tells you, "what lvl are u"
Kungpow says, "looked like you were pk"

Since no one is in town, I run over to the Yaraq Portal in spot, Zealm runs
in and mare and I give chase.

Demon slayer says, "?"
Blishen says, "kung u wanna duel to half?"
Lil' miss says, "thanks demon"
Demon slayer says, "He tryed to PK all of us LIL"

Norman follows us in and sees that Zealm has portal logged.

Zealm is the one who called Mizu-No a pussy for running away from him and
two other guys, all of whom were higher level than Mizu. Now he portal logs.
Typical PK.

Norman says, "AHHH!"
Norman says, "portal jumpers"

Yup.

Brass Staff cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
Brass Staff cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
The spell Swift Killer IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
You say, "Malar Aetak"
The magic courses strongly through you.
You cast Swift Killer IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars
The spell Heart Seeker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
You say, "Malar Aereth"
The magic courses strongly through you.
You cast Heart Seeker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars
You say, "Malar Aeguz"
The magic rushes mightily through you.
You cast Defender III on Silifi of Crimson Stars
Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Lightning Protection Other VI on you
Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Fire Protection Other VI on you

I am... I am Superman...

Silver Tower Shield cast Rejuvenation Self V on you

Drooooooolllllll.......... I love this sheild.

Sister C says, "Malar Quasith"
Sister C says, "Malar Quasith"
Sister C says, "Malar Quasith"
Sister C says, "Malar Quasith"
Sister C says, "Malar Quasith"
Sister C says, "Malar Aeguz"
You have created the Fellowship of Source.
Sister C says, "Puish Zharil"
The spell Blood Drinker III on Copper Heavy Crossbow has expired.
Sister C says, "Malar Aetak"
Sister C is now a member of your Fellowship.
Sister C says, "Puish Zhafeth"
Sister C says, "Malar Aereth"
Sister C says, "Malar Aeril"
Sister C says, "Malar Aeril"
Sister C says, "Puish Zhafeth"
Sister C says, "Helkas Quavik"
Sister C says, "Helkas Quafeth"
Sister C says, "Helkas Quafeth"
Greywolfe says, "peace"
Greywolfe says, "please"
Sister C says, "well howdy tipster ..."
You say, "yup, we're still here"
Sister C says, "come to play with us?"

Tipster must be checking for Zealm to see if we are camping his exit spot.
And we are. Not much chance of catching him now. He is white, so we can't
attack him, and he runs off screen.

Tipster says, "thanks for the 14 vitae"
You say, "Hi tipster"

You Welcome.

Sister C says, "Puish Zhafeth"
Shady Black says, "kill the pk"

I just know you are lying.

His patron is Dark Omen'.

He's a PK right?

Shady Black runs Greywolfe through!

Looks that way to me.....

Shady Black says, "they kileed me"

Oh wait, it says his patron is Dark Omen' with the little '. is that the one
that is PK or not?

Mare sticks him for 30 points and I tell her to break off, he might be
telling the truth. We let him go. We run to Holtburg.

You tell Shady Black, "we're gone were you lying or telling the truth?"
Antis Rule tells you, "its me i was lying cause you suck you were hitting me
for 8 lol"

I'm not going to let this bother me. So far I have had an excellent day.

Jael Athanais Dellon's attack reduces Solana to cinders!
Someone tried and failed to assess you!
Jael Athanais Dellon evaded your attack.

That sounds like a PK to me. Oh look, a level 38 Venger. Sweet.

You evaded Jael Athanais Dellon!
You evaded Jael Athanais Dellon!
Jael Athanais Dellon evaded your attack.
You evaded Jael Athanais Dellon!
Jael Athanais Dellon singes you for 0 points of fire damage!

I am......

You shock Jael Athanais Dellon for 22 points of electrical damage!
Jael Athanais Dellon singes you for 0 points of fire damage!

I am Superman....

You jolt Jael Athanais Dellon for 53 points of electrical damage!
You spark Jael Athanais Dellon for 7 points of electrical damage!
Electricity from Sister C's attack tears Jael Athanais Dellon apart!

Betcha Dollars to Donuts I don't get loot rights even doing 82 points of
damage.

Hpd Cheeseman says, "good work"
You say, "thanks"
You say, "we hate PK's"

Mare gets loot rights. Mare always gets loot rights. She is Uber Broken
Dagger girl.

Zin Lee tried and failed to assess you!
Hpd Cheeseman says, "and so do we"
Hpd Cheeseman says, "she interefered with the takedown of an armed suspect"

LOL

You say, "here"
Jael Athanais Dellon tells you, "heh"
You give Hpd Cheeseman Copper Heavy Crossbow.

Ruminators Xbow, now in the hands of the Holtburg PD! LOL.

Jael Athanais Dellon tells you, "wana duel ?"
Hpd Cheeseman says, "i'm sorry to say but the suspect got away.. but we'll
get him next time"
Jael Athanais Dellon tells you, "2 on 1"

Sigh.

How to be morally and mentally weak.

Hpd Cheeseman says, "thank you"
Hpd Cheeseman salutes.
You tell Jael Athanais Dellon, "no thanks, raiding, some other time"
Bulv-Hpd Elite Guard says, "no he didnt hehe"
Jael Athanais Dellon tells you, "raiding ?"
Jael Athanais Dellon tells you, "your anti..."
Bulv-Hpd Elite Guard says, "He went down captain"

O.k., I misse this - these guys are SO COOL!

Hpd Cheeseman says, "i see him"
Jael Athanais Dellon tells you, "not to mention uber buffed out your ass"

Not really. Nothing like some Shadow pants with above average pro vs Fire
and Fire Pro 6. :-)

The spell Defender III on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
You tell Jael Athanais Dellon, "raiding diferenet towns looking for Pks"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "Cruath Quasith"

Running out of town I see a level 31 Blood. (think it was Blood, a known pk
alliance.)

Mitsu Akirosawa cast Imperil Other IV on you
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 4 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 5 points of electrical damage!
You evaded Mitsu Akirosawa!

She doesn't run. Level 31, taking on ME and Sister C.

How cool is that. No trash talk, no portal logging or dancing, overwhelming
odds, and she stays and fights.

You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 10 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 0 points of electrical damage!

I am.....

Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!

I like my new pants. :-)

You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 5 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 3 points of electrical damage!

Chase mode still.

I swing at head, feet and middle. Nothing seems to do any more damage than
any other place.

Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 0 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 3 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 4 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 5 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 4 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 6 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 7 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 6 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 4 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 6 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
You evaded Mitsu Akirosawa!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 6 points of electrical damage!
You say, "well done"

Cause she is not dead yet, taking on C and I, 10 levels below both of us.

You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 6 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 6 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 4 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 4 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 5 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 6 points of electrical damage!
You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 8 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "kind of unfair :)"

Sigh

The spell Swift Killer IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
You say, "we know"

She takes off, runing for the rithwic portal. She is waiting for us on the
other side.... No protal logging for this class act - well done.

The spell Heart Seeker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
You say, "well done though"
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.
Mitsu Akirosawa evaded your attack.

No more HS. No more SK. Lets crank this all the way to the right and see
what we can do with planned attacks.

You shock Mitsu Akirosawa for 14 points of electrical damage!
You shock Mitsu Akirosawa for 15 points of electrical damage!
You shock Mitsu Akirosawa for 14 points of electrical damage!

thats much better.

You spark Mitsu Akirosawa for 13 points of electrical damage!
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "cya"

And she even says goodbye.

Sister C's lightning coruscates over Mitsu Akirosawa's mortal remains!
You tell Mitsu Akirosawa, "you are very cool *bows* well done"
Brass Staff cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
You say, "Malar Aetak"
The magic courses strongly through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Red Taper
You cast Swift Killer IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars

time to rebuff. As I am doing so, She comes back through to us white.

"Mare, give her back some of her stuff please, she needs a reward for being
so cool."

You say, "Malar Aereth"
The magic courses strongly through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Yellow Taper
You cast Heart Seeker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "and yoru both higher level"
You say, "yes"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "looted ;("

Sigh - yes we looted. thats how you win.

You say, "one sec"

Because Mare si buffing and up the hill a ways and will give you a few mana
stones back.

Mitsu Akirosawa says, "41 and what else?"
Sister C bows deep.
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "hehe"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "thaks"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "was good fight"
You say, "Malar Aeguz"
Sister C says, "yes, you did a great job"
The magic rushes mightily through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Powdered Turquoise
You cast Defender III on Silifi of Crimson Stars
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "woudl have been better if i had damn stamina potions :0"
Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Lightning Protection Other VI on you
Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Fire Protection Other VI on you
Silver Tower Shield cast Rejuvenation Self V on you
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "hello fist ;0"
You say, "is he PK?"

he is half way off radar right now.

Fists of Vengeance says, "hail"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "yep"

Of radar now.

Good to know. Level 37. I see his vassals all the time, no idea if they were
PK or not. Now I know.

You say, "my wifes buffs are gone"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "lol"
You say, "we must away"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "hehehe i was hitting you"
You say, "you have my respect"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "said 0 points of damage"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "was like oh hell"

:-) I have some good stuff.

For those who don't know, we made a nice trip to the lightning stone, but I
was too lazy to wait another 16 minutes for my stone, so I logged in there
with Super Axe on. So did Drake. Drake got his stone before me, but told
mare to tell me to be careful, he almost died. I logged in, killed two ash
gromnies, didn't see any lightning things, grabbed the stone, jumped up on
some boxes, the lightning things appeared, I healed to full, and portaled
out. I now have the lightning stone in my leggings. And I look L33T!

Mitsu Akirosawa says, "kill him"

Who, that level 26 Blood coming through the portal? O.k. I will.

Mitsu Akirosawa says, "he kileld my vassal"
Sister C says, "Cruath Quafeth"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "hell ill kill him"

Because she is almost red again. Maybe even red now.

You blast Unarmed of Dereth for 63 points of electrical damage!
Your lightning coruscates over Unarmed of Dereth's mortal remains!

Nice Imp honey.

Mitsu Akirosawa says, "fucker is in my guild"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "and goes around killing our peope"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "ive been looking for him"

Well, he has some nice stuff, think I'll take it off his corpse.

You say, "hats pretty bad all right"
Sister C says, "sorry to spoil your fun ;-)"
Brass Staff cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
Sister C says, "nice to meet you"
You say, "thanks for a nice fight"

And even though you are red, you are far too cool to kill again.

You say, "Shurov Thiguz"
The magic surges through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Turpeth
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "good fight guys"
Sister C says, "Shurov Thiguz"
Mitsu Akirosawa says, "cya"
Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Lightning Protection Other VI on you
Silifi of Crimson Stars cast Fire Protection Other VI on you
Silver Tower Shield cast Rejuvenation Self V on you
Sister C gives you Gromnie Hide Steel Toed Boots.

Al99, Imp III, death item, worth 6k.

Now THAT was a good morning.

Jamie C. Wakefield
Druss