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Another Radical Ant
by Blast Jr (7/14/00) |
| Hey...this is Blast here. I got something to say
and I don't like talking so stop your yappin and listen to what I
say before I knock your nose clear off your face. I'm new in town,
but I'm tougher than any of you pansies. You know my brother Khali,
that wimp. The little baby is off traipsing around the hills of Nanto
looking for rings of stones and big slow monsters. I'd like to kick
his ass, but he'd just run away. Yeah, he's my brother but he pisses
me off all that talking and stuff. Ok, so he did take out some Limeys
today and made L10, but I ain't got time for all that nonsense. Swinging,
thats what I like.
I'm built on a "legendary" template, and have Item and
Mana Conversion -- hell if I know what to do with it though. Someone
said it'd be useful someday. I think I can learn Life magic someday
too, but whatever. All that magic crap just makes my head hurt.
Those PK punks better watch out cause Blast is gonna come kick
their butts. One of them dudes tries to mess with me I'll just start
poundin him. If he sends me to the LS, I'll just run back and start
poundin him again. I ain't got time for vitae. I'll laugh in their
face. I don't give a shit about what level they are, I'll take em
all on. When they look in my eyes and see
I'm not afraid, I betcha they start crying to their mommies.
So if I see any of you all, you better beg for mercy 'cause I like
to swing first and talk second. Come to think of it, I like to swing
second too...forget the talking part.
Oh yeah, and I sold everything I have to get a stupid Tofun that
sucks. I'd love to get a Morning Star if anyone can find one. If
you don't want to give it to me, you're a moron and I'll pry it
off your corpse.
Thats all.
-Blast Jr, Radical Ant
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