Sister C, my ever so worthy patron blesses me with Bow Mastery IV
Aluvian Gloves.
SWEEET!

I hunt for a while, decimating the ubiquitous Ash Gromnies, do they
never cease? Not that they can hurt me.

I move around, killing anything that looks good and I'm starting to
get burdened with loot, but I decide to push on.

Llan says NO!
Llan says pull out your wand and recall back to town or this level 56
will kick your 31 ass.
Llan gets in 3 hits, then I get 4 or 5 evades in a row.
SWEEET!
Bu-bye Llan.

I heal, rebuff and hop the portal to Yanshi.

Wang' tried and failed to assess you!

Bein' assessed coming in... hate that.

Wang' says, "HeyChinook"

OK, he seems friendly. And hey! He talks like me!

Dkan tells you, "can i join your anti pk guild iam just starting i'ma
fesh character"

Who are you? Where are you?

You say, "HiWang"
Wandering Bowman tells
you, "LookOutForDallaben'sAssasin,HeIsAHyppocratePK"

LOL, you know what? I never even NOTICED the "ChinSpeak" in game!
I'm seeing it now for the first time, character immersion or what?

Dallaben's Assasin says, "wang is a pk"
Pantene Prov says, "ok"
You say, "I'llBeCareful... :)"
Pantene Prov hides behind Dall
Wang' tells you, "kill assassin"

??What?WhyIsEveryoneCryingToMe?IJustGotHere.

Your Copper Amulet is out of Mana.
You tell
Dkan, "We'reALimitedGroup.YouHaveToBeLevel15AndYouHaveToTalkToThe
Silent SpearmanToJoin"
Dkan says, "Ok"
Dkan says, "thank you"
Wang' tells you, "KillAssassin"
Dallaben's Assasin says, "hi all"
Pantene Prov says, "hi"
Wang' tells you, "please"
Dallaben's Assasin says, "hi chinook"
You tell Wang', "Don'tKnowYouOrHim..."
Pantene Prov says, "=)"
Dallaben's Assasin says, "they should be"
You say, "Hello"
Wang' tells you, "so kill him"

??OK, so Wang goes on the idiot list.
Why would I kill someone for him?
And if I did, then why not kill Wang too?
Some people just don't think.

Dallaben's Assasin says, "we are nuetral not pk"
You say, "OK..."

So Dallaben's stance is to straddle the fence, yippee...
All the Neutral fans please stand up.
anyway, into town and to the armoury.

Dallaben's Assasin says, "finding ppl that killed vassal"
Dallaben's Assasin says, "Malar Aeril"
Malrubius tried and failed to assess you!
You tell Wang', "That'sNotWhatWeDo..."
Dallaben's Assasin says, "anyone here use bow?"
Naughty-R-Nice says, "hi chinook"
Nu Sha tells you, "Welcome! What's your pleasure today?"
Dallaben's Assasin says, "w00t w00t"
Razaka says, "dont ever"

Hey! That name rings a bell, scanning...
Monarch: Shimmering Gloom
Bingo, I recall Druss saying these are PKs.

Shimmering Gloom says, "hey wait"

Wow, in my excitement, I missed the big guy.

You say, "HiNrN"
Nu Sha tells you, "Thank you for your business. Please return soon."
Naughty-R-Nice says, "shimmering gloom,'s a pk"

Yup, I'm on it, I'll get that Shimmering Gloom vassal.

Wang' tells you, "OqqqButyourSoCoolAndHeWasKillingAllOfUsInTown"

Flattery now? sorry, bigger fish to fry, and I STILL didn't
notice the ChinSpeak!!!

Pantene Prov tells you, "ge thim"
Cazic-Thule tells you, "hey"

Razaka is heading in the Yaraq Portal direction.

You impale Razaka for 34 points of piercing damage!

BAM!! Oh, that's going to leave a mark!
Raz was going to turn and face me, he decided not to.

You stab Razaka for 11 points of piercing damage!
You stab Razaka for 14 points of piercing damage!
You nick Razaka for 10 points of piercing damage!
You nick Razaka for 8 points of piercing damage!
You stab Razaka for 14 points of piercing damage!
You nick Razaka for 5 points of piercing damage!
You run Razaka through!

No portal log tonight!

You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
Shimmering Gloom grazes you for 2 points of bludgeoning damage!
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!

Hey! Raz had friends.
Uhab-job is in robes but going melee on me.
And Raz has his Monarch with him.
ID fails...
How big is Shimmering Gloom? 2 out of 3 evades?
Not big enough to scare me.
But he is wearing cool armour.
Shall we dance?

You nick Shimmering Gloom for 10 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Uhab-job!
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 2 points of piercing damage!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 4 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 2 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Uhab-job!
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
Shimmering Gloom evaded your attack.
Shimmering Gloom evaded your attack.
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 2 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
You evaded Uhab-job!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 4 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
Shimmering Gloom evaded your attack.
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 3 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
You evaded Uhab-job!
Shimmering Gloom evaded your attack.
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
Shimmering Gloom evaded your attack.
Shimmering Gloom evaded your attack.
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
You evaded Uhab-job!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 5 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Shimmering Gloom!
Shimmering Gloom evaded your attack.
You evaded Uhab-job!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 4 points of piercing damage!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 3 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Uhab-job!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 4 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Uhab-job!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 9 points of piercing damage!
Shimmering Gloom evaded your attack.
You evaded Uhab-job!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 2 points of piercing damage!

You seem to be having a tad bit of trouble hitting me SG
Is it time to change tactics?

You evaded Uhab-job!
You stab Shimmering Gloom for 23 points of piercing damage!

Running now are you?
Gotta tell ya SG, running is a BAAAADDDD move with me on your ass.
You are NOT pulling away.

You nick Shimmering Gloom for 6 points of piercing damage!
You nick Shimmering Gloom for 9 points of piercing damage!
You stab Shimmering Gloom for 19 points of piercing damage!
You run Shimmering Gloom through!
Naughty-R-Nice says, "cool, you rock chinook"
Tek'a tells you, "where ya at?"
You tell Tek'a, "KillingMonarchs :)"

OK, only one Monarch, no idea how big.

Tek'a tells you, "sorry, this is Rims archer guy"

D'Oh!!!!!!! I missed this in game! Sorry Rim!!!
This is when I started looting SG and then Raz.

Naughty-R-Nice says, "I notice the other guy didn't stick around!!
lol"

He means Uhab-job

You say, "Thanks!"

for the cool and rock comment

You say, "Nope!"
Razaka tells you, "hey wtf"

?

Tek'a tells you, "yea i saw a msg abiout Frazar or something like
that, thought u were close to Yanshi"

??I was. I was in and around Yanshi this whole time.

You say, "YouTendToRunWhenYou'reMonarchDies!!! LOL"

Uhab-job was out of there, didn't even see the direction.

Naughty-R-Nice says, "lol"
Naughty-R-Nice says, "I know I would!! if I had one!! lol"
Nu Sha tells you, "Welcome! What's your pleasure today?"
Nu Sha tells you, "You drive a hard bargain, my friend."
Mystical Warrior tried and failed to assess you!
The spell Swift Killer III on Dagger of Tikola has expired.
Nu Sha tells you, "An excellent purchase."
The spell Defender III on Dagger of Tikola has expired.
Naughty-R-Nice says, "hi"
Nu Sha tells you, "An excellent purchase."
Mystical Warrior says, "hello"
Mystical Warrior says, "c ya"
Nu Sha tells you, "Thank you for your business. Please return soon."
Razaka tells you, "hey wtf"
You tell Razaka, "What?You'rePK"

Seems pretty obvious to me.

Razaka tells you, "why u pk me"
Razaka tells you, "no i was helping my patron that assasin guy
killeed one of our followers"
You tell Razaka, "ShimmeringGloomIsYourMonarch...He'sPK..."

You're still PK, what difference does what you were doing at the
time make? Not to mention that your crew was woefully under prepared.
I just ripped through 3 of you, with 2 of yours dieing and I'm
unscathed.

Chinook