All along I've had that bug going where you hear people that aren't on your screen and it seems to be coming from Yanshi where various mini players are bashing each other.

You say, "IJustPutAwayMyBowAndGotMyDaggerNP"
Nicolas Easter says, "Helkas Quaguz"
Herodias says, "Equin Zhapaj"

Herodias is no where near us, but it sounds like he's in Yanshi.

Nicolas Easter says, "Helkas Quareth"
Herodias says, "Equin Zhapaj"
Mr Wang died!

Another Yanshi little guy, not near us, in fact, so far as we could see or Nic knew, we were alone.

Nicolas Easter says, "Helkas Quaril"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Hey hero, it's Troth the archer that fag"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "And demon slayer"
Herodias says, "ok"

Not sure, but it seems like Tzun has called in help.

Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "And fineralis"

Tzun is horrible with names, I'm sure this is Fingulphin (sp?), who, btw, I ran past earlier as I responded to Nic's "Get your ass to Yanshi!" tell.

Tzun ibn Rakhamon is utterly destroyed by Thogar the Archer!

Herodias can't save Tzun from "that fag, Troth the archer"

Nicolas Easter says, "Puish Zharil"
White Jade Staff cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you

I believe I shall buff, be prepared kids.

Nicolas Easter says, "Feazh Zhapaj"
You say, "Malar Aetak"
You cast Swift Killer III on Gertarh's Dagger
You say, "Malar Aeril"
Nicolas Easter says, "Feazh Zhavik"
You say, "Malar Aeril"
You lose 44 points of stamina due to Nicolas Easter casting Drain
Stamina Other I on you
You cast Blood Drinker IV on Gertarh's Dagger
Nicolas Easter says, "hehe"

Nic is still playing, perhaps I should tell him to buff?

Herodias says, "Equin Cazael"
Nicolas Easter says, "Cruath Quasith"
Superior Helmet cast Invulnerability Other III on you
Nicolas Easter says, "Cruath Quasith"
Nicolas Easter says, "Equin Zhapaj"
Nicolas Easter says, "Equin Zhapaj"

No need to tell Nic anything, he's hot after someone that has showed on our radar. It's Demon Slayer and he's sworn to Unicron.

Demon slayer says, "HELP"
Demon slayer says, "Help"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Demon slayer says, "NOT PK"

I'm having trouble locking on him, I've charged too far a couple of times now. But Demon Slayer has run head long into a Fire spewing Mage.

Demon slayer's seared corpse smolders before Rai'gy!

And now about 6 of us are standing around the LS areaand the converstion gets confusing. Demon Slayer finds out that he knows nothing. Thogar asks for help with Herodias. We all see Mage Smurf's death message and we know Unicron is near, likely Yanshi. And Demon Slayer whines to have his robe returned as he breaks from Unicron.
Meanwhile, Nic and I prepare to find and take on Unicron.

Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Demon slayer says, "WHAT THE HELL"
Thogar the Archer tried and failed to assess you!
Rai'gy says, "peace"
Demon slayer tells you, "WHAT AR EU DOIN"
Thogar the Archer says, "chin help"
Thogar the Archer tried and failed to assess you!
Nicolas Easter says, "your under unicron"
Demon slayer says, "???/"
Nicolas Easter says, "nothing personal :)"
You say, "KillingYou!"
Demon slayer says, "HE said we were OKJ"
Demon slayer says, "OK"
Nicolas Easter says, "your monarch is PK"
Mage Smurf says, "Zojak Quasith"
The force of Unicron's assault flattens Mage Smurf!
Thogar the Archer says, "chin can u kill herodes"
Thogar the Archer tried and failed to assess you!
Demon slayer says, "he said he is neither"
Nicolas Easter says, "chin"
Nicolas Easter says, "one sec"
Demon slayer says, "MY ROBE"
Demon slayer says, "doh"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "what damage type for unicron?"
Demon slayer says, "can i have it back"
You tell Nicolas Easter, "ProtForBludg"
Nicolas Easter says, "Puish Zharil"
Nicolas Easter says, "Helkas Quareth"
Nicolas Easter says, "Helkas Quasith"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "what damage type are you doing?"
Nicolas Easter says, "Helkas Quaguz"
Nicolas Easter says, "Boquar Zhavik"
Nicolas Easter says, "Puish Zharil"
Demon slayer says, "Can i have my robe"
You tell Nicolas Easter, "IUsePirceDaggerLightArrows.."
Nicolas Easter tells you, "heal me"
Nicolas Easter says, "Puish Zhafeth"
Demon slayer says, "if it is not personal"
Nicolas Easter says, "Boquar Zhaloi"
Demon slayer says, "PLZ"
You heal Nicolas Easter for 49 health points. Your Excellent Healing
Kit has 8 uses left.
Nicolas Easter says, "Puish Zhafeth"
Tiger Eye Ring cast Arcane Enlightenment Self III on you
Bronze Bracelet cast Armor Self IV on you
Demon slayer says, "I broke CAN I HAVE MY ROBE"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "ok, go with pierce"
Nicolas Easter says, "talk to your monarch :)"
Demon slayer says, "I BROKE"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "heal please?"
Herodias says, "and agian"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "We came into town and Troth tried to PK,
then deamon lied and shot us"
Rai'gy bows deep.
Demon slayer says, "hello"
Demon slayer says, "PLZ"
Herodias says, "i could care less who you are"
V's Challenge says, "Malar Zhapaj"
V's Challenge says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Herodias says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Copper Ring cast Bludgeoning Protection Self III on you
Demon slayer says, "i will stomp in your gut"
Nicolas Easter says, "Puish Zharil"
V's Challenge says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Thogar the Archer says, "U HEALED A PK R L S"
Herodias says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Nicolas Easter says, "thank you V"
Demon slayer says, "PLZ"
Thogar the Archer says, "and i am anti"
Demon slayer says, "i GAVE IT TO U"
V's Challenge says, "yw"
Herodias says, "Equin Zhapaj"

And we're off! I'm still hearing tonnes of crap from Yanshi as we go.

Nicolas Easter tells you, "lets go chin"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Troth, you lying sack of thit"
Thogar the Archer says, "must get level 50's"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "shit"
Rai'gy says, "HA"
Demon slayer says, "PLZ"
Demon slayer says, "PLZ"
Demon slayer says, "I BROKE "
Demon slayer says, "COME ON "
Demon slayer says, "BE NICE A HOLE"

Not sure when, but Nic stops and gives this dickhead back his robe.

Herodias says, "i said leave"
Herodias says, "Equin Zhapaj"
Nicolas Easter says, "Cruath Quasith"
Rai'gy says, "I am good"
Rai'gy says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Rai'gy says, "Malar Zhapaj"

I've run into Yanshi and around the Armoury, I'm trying to decide who is who.
Too many Red dots and even Nic is red, not green. Who's who? I can't see Unicron anywhere but Nic has started in on someone. Must be Herodias, but where dammit!

Nicolas Easter says, "Cruath Quaril"
Herodias says, "Cruath Quatak"

I head behind the armoury, there he is!!

You nick Herodias for 16 points of piercing damage!
You nick Herodias for 14 points of piercing damage!
You nick Herodias for 14 points of piercing damage!
You stab Herodias for 28 points of piercing damage!

You're in trooouuuuble Herodias!!!

Herodias says, "Helkas Quaril"

Trying to staunch the bloodletting?

Monk of War laughs
You nick Herodias for 7 points of piercing damage!
You nick Herodias for 8 points of piercing damage!
You nick Herodias for 8 points of piercing damage!
You nick Herodias for 8 points of piercing damage!
Nicolas Easter says, "Shurov Thiloi"

Bu-bye Nic, must have been in trouble. Where was I? Oh yeah! Puncturing Herodias!!

You nick Herodias for 9 points of piercing damage!
You nick Herodias for 8 points of piercing damage!
You nick Herodias for 8 points of piercing damage!
You nick Herodias for 8 points of piercing damage!
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Equin Opaj"
You nick Herodias for 8 points of piercing damage!
You nick Herodias for 16 points of piercing damage!
Herodias says, "Feazh Zhapaj"
You lose 32 points of health due to Herodias casting Drain Health Other I on you

We have a phrase for people like you, "Shan't save you!"

You nick Herodias for 7 points of piercing damage!
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Equin Opaj"
You nick Herodias for 7 points of piercing damage!
Herodias says, "Feazh Zhapaj"
Rai'gy says, "Herodias...i am with tzun"

I missed this, but here's a thought, don't proclaim your alliance with the dying guy out loud. Had I seen this, Tzun and Rai'gy would have gone down too.

You nick Herodias for 8 points of piercing damage!
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Cruath Quatak"
You lose 24 points of health due to Herodias casting Drain Health
Other I on you
You nick Herodias for 8 points of piercing damage!
Nicolas Easter tells you, "herodias, I'm a bit to small"

Not a problem Nic, he's a bit small on life himself now.

Herodias's death is preceded by a sharp, stabbing pain!

See? I told ya!

Herodias says, "Feazh Zhapaj"

Shhhh! You're dead now.

Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon brings Lilia Dobias to a fiery end!
Demon slayer says, "LOL"
Monk of War says, "rofl"
Mage Smurf decides to rest for a while.
Demon slayer says, "HEY"
Mage Smurf decides to rest for a while.
Demon slayer says, "Zojak Quasith"
Demon slayer says, "Zojak Quasith"
Demon slayer says, "PK"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Feazh Zhapaj"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Demon slayer says, "Equin Zhapaj"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Demon slayer says, "PK"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Feazh Zhapaj"
Demon slayer says, "Equin Zhapaj"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "got him with imp and vuln, IV's of each,
but I didn't have any prots up, and ate fire vuln V"

I'm scanning around for threats, but it's a mass of lowbies now and I don't have the fortitude right now to sort through them. Better tell Nic it's ok, he's dead.

Demon slayer says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Puish Zharil"
Lilia Dobias tells you, "good job"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
You tell Lilia Dobias, "He'sDead"

Hey! you're not Nic.

Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Equin Opaj"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Lilia Dobias tells you, "yup"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "sorry chin"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Demon slayer says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Cruath Quatak"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Cruath Quatak"
You tell Nicolas Easter, "He'sDead"

There's Nic

Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "he is? WOOT"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "you get him?"
Your Superior Helmet is out of Mana.
You say, "SureDid"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Demon is Evil"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "and I'll be back soon as I buff"
You tell Nicolas Easter, "Suredid"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "I need to get some tapers also off my
mule, mind helping me out?"
You tell Nicolas Easter, "BunchOfNoobs,ILeft"
The spell Swift Killer III on Gertarh's Dagger has expired.
Nicolas Easter tells you, "how big was he?"
Monk of War tells you, "enjoy?"

Time to send a tell Herodias' way.

You tell Herodias, "NiceFight,YouWaitedTooLongToBail,NoBuffsUp?"
Herodias tells you, "yeah no buffs"
You tell Nicolas Easter, "NoIdea,ButNotSmall,WhereAreYou?"
Herodias tells you, "plus imperil... kind of sucked"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "hiding, on my way to the mule spot"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "I had to buff"
Nicolas Easter tells you, "I hit him with imperil and vuln, ate fire
V vuln, then bailed"

Good call, you did your job, 1-0 is better than 1-1.

The spell Blood Drinker IV on Gertarh's Dagger has expired.
You tell Herodias, "That'sMyBoyNic!
HeBailedAndApologisedToMe,ThoughtIWasInTrouble!
LOL,MaybeHeShouldApologiseToYou!IWasFine!"
Demon slayer says, "can i have it back"
Demon slayer says, "takes"
You say, "What?"
Demon slayer says, "tanx"
Nicolas Easter says, "you broke from uni :)"

Oh! This is when Nic gave back the robe!

You say, "Oh!!thatGuy.."
Demon slayer says, "he told me he was not anti or Pk"
You say, "Uni??"
Demon slayer says, "Chinook"
Demon slayer says, "yeah"
Demon slayer says, "thode kids are pissing me off i am anti"
Liathano gives you High Mana Charge.
Liathano gives you High Mana Charge.
You
say, "Don'tKnowWhatHeCallsHimself,ButHeRandomlyAttacksPeeps,MakingHimP
KToUs.."
Liathano gives you 35 Violet Tapers.
Liathano gives you 30 Blue Tapers.
Demon slayer says, "they say i am PK they have been PK all day"
Liathano gives you 20 Red Tapers.
You say, "Ahhh,AUnicronTagWillGetYouKilledByAntis..."
Liathano says, "crap I'm an idiot, brb"
You say, "??"
Demon slayer says, "they say i am PK they have been PKing all day"
Demon slayer says, "those kids"
Demon slayer says, "u got ot help me"
You say, "How?Why?"
Nicolas Easter says, "slip that stuff to me chin"
Demon slayer says, "Cuz they keep attacking me and Kalling me PK"
Nicolas Easter says, "so I can see what else I need "
Demon slayer says, "Cuz they keep attacking me and Kalling me PK"

After this we discussed The Source and Yanshi. Demon Slayer wanted to swear, we told him to make level 20 and talk to TSS. I mentioned that we're a tight group, not a bunch of random people. Nic headed to Yanshi for supplies. Demon Slayer was indignant as to our reqs. Started to be insulting. Implying that our "stupid" rules are why we can't hold Yanshi. ??? Ya, that'd help, a bunch of lowbie dorks will help us hold Yanshi. I asked why he even thought that was our goal. He replied that everyone said it was. I told him that we protect Yanshi when we're around, but it's far to difficult to hold property. He became more insulting. I laughed at him and left, telling him that his behaviour has proven him a bad fit for us, we don't Trashtalk anyone, not even our enemies. At this point he called us Nerds.

So I turned and killed him, looted his robe and told him to have a keen day.

What? He was a dork sworn to Unicron until 10 min. ago, no foul that I can see. :-)

He followed me, apologising profusely, even offered to "scout" Yanshi for me in case PKs were around.

I joined Druss on the roof of the armoury.

Demon Slayer continued to apologise, telling me how bad his day had been. Eventually, I was tired of him and dropped his Dho robe off the roof to him.

I soon had to go do some shopping, then headed to the Lin Citadel to use the key Sister C, my lovely patron, gave me. Got some expensive Steel Toed boots and Vambrances that I haven't IDed yet and was leaving as Skanky was coming in to raid.

Would have loved to stay and help, but my wife wanted me, and when the wife wants you, that's significantly better than taking out raiders.
;-)

Chinook