You say, "lag"
Josee Wales says, "woohoo learned jumping master 2"
You say, "Excellent,AlwaysNicetoGetThoseBonuses"
Josee Wales says, "what?"
Josee Wales says, "o u lagging bad"
You say, "NiceToPickUpThingsLikethatOnTheSideWhenYou'reNotLookingForIt"
Josee Wales says, "hehe ya"
Josee Wales says, "Malar Cavik"
Zombie is fatally punctured!
You evaded Zombie!
Josee Wales says, "Malar Cavik"
Josee Wales says, "Malar Luzael"
Zombie's perforated corpse falls before you!
Zombie nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
Zombie's perforated corpse falls before you!
You gore Zombie for 43 points of piercing damage!
Your missile attack hit the environment.
Josee Wales says, "what lvl did u get bow?"
Verminard nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
Verminard nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
You say, "First..SpeccedAndSpeccedDagfger"

At this point, someone else has run into the room and is charging me with a Dagger.
I bolted. Gotta stop doing this underground, works in the open, just death inside.
But, I had my bow out and no buffs on, not even Armour. Trying to save on the stones since I only need BD on a Bow and I'm fine down there.

Verminard nicks you for 11 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Verminard!
Verminard nicks you for 13 points of piercing damage!
Josee Wales says, "verm dont"

Josee trys to call him off since they're GUILDMATES!!!!!

Verminard nicks you for 14 points of piercing damage!
Verminard stabs you for 16 points of piercing damage!
Verminard nicks you for 12 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Verminard!
Verminard nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
Verminard nicks you for 8 points of piercing damage!
Zombie tried and failed to cast a spell at you!
Verminard stabs you for 33 points of piercing damage!
Lich tried and failed to cast a spell at you!
Zombie nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Verminard nicks you for 8 points of piercing damage!
Your death is preceded by a sharp, stabbing pain, courtesy of Verminard!
Bael'Zharon has granted you respite after your moment of weakness.
You are temporarily no longer a player killer.
You've lost 12 Pyreals, your Mana Stone (Greater), your Fiery Shield, your Fiery Shield, and your Fiery Shield!

Verm wouldn't listen, damn.

Zombie tried to cast a spell on you, but was too far away
Dre' Bli sends Aragorn the Ranger to death so violently that even the lifestone flinches!
You're no longer protected by the Lifestone's magic!
You tell Verminard, "Sigh,WellDone"

Obligatory...

You tell Josee Wales, "YouKnowHim?"
Josee Wales tells you, "hes in my guild hes a dick"

Really? you don't say?

You heal yourself for 24 health points. Your Good Healing Kit is used up.
Josee Wales tells you, "i would have helped but hed kill me fast"

Nice thought, but wow, what a Guild!

You tell Josee Wales, "What'sHisLevel?"
Josee Wales tells you, "28"

28? I'm 33, specced Dagger, specced Melee Def.
I'm NOT a happy camper.
You KNOW I'm going back properly buffed and prepared for a knife fight.

Bael'Zharon's power flows through you again. You are once more a player killer.
The spell Blood Drinker IV on Gold Yumi has expired.
The spell Heart Seeker IV on Gold Yumi has expired.
Sexual-Chocolate's death is preceded by a sharp, stabbing pain, courtesy of Wetard!
Wetard's death is preceded by a sharp, stabbing pain, courtesy of Omni X!
Superior Helmet cast Invulnerability Other III on you
Kumo Miyamoto has logged off.
Broken Fragment singes you for 8 points with Flame Bolt I
You evaded Red Phyntos Wasp!
Leather Crafter takes the object and meticulously fashions it into a new shape.
Leather Crafter takes the object and meticulously fashions it into a new shape.
Leather Crafter takes the object and meticulously fashions it into a new shape.

The sounds you hear running on a beach, how odd.
I hit the Portal to Zaikhal.
Note how little happened on the way there, all I want is to get back
to the bottom before Verm the Worm bails.

Downy says, "Malar Opaj"
Downy says, "Puish Zharil"
Downy says, "Cruath Quasith"
You are an invalid target for the spell of Downy

Ah, crap, what now?
Downy is trying to soften me up.

Downy says, "Cruath Quasith"
You are an invalid target for the spell of Downy
Downy tried and failed to assess you!

I hit the ground running, assess me? I wonder how big you are?

Downy says, "Cruath Quasith"
Downy cast Imperil Other VI on you

Damn, you're big!
I swith to Wand, God Mode into casting, God Mode into Shurov

White Jade Staff cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
You say, "Shurov Thiguz"
The magic surges through you.

And aaawaaaayyy we go.

You tell Josee Wales, "DamnZakhailPortalCampers,WasComingBackForVerm,NotWithImpVIOnThough..."
Josee Wales tells you, "i cant help hes in my guild"
You tell Josee Wales, "Sorry,No,Didn'tExpectHelp,Wouldn'tNeedItIfIHaveMyDaggerOutNotMyBow..."

Actually, I was half expecting to have to kill both and was gonna prot both Fire and Pierce that they were using. Would have depended on what Josee did.

You tell Downy, "Well,ANiceAttempt,YouSavedSomeoneFromMyRevenge... :)"

Send the nice message... Then begin the long wait... I'm bored, let's see if Downy is interesting?

You tell Downy, "OhMyDarlin'OhMyDarflin'...WaitingForImpToWearOff,SoWhatGuildIf
AnyAreYou?"
Downy tells you, "patryn"
You tell Downy, "AhYes,KnowTheName..."
You tell Downy, "YouWouldn'tWantToPopOverTotheBottomOfTheHallOfHelmsAndKillSome oneElseWouldYa?? :)"
Downy tells you, "nah"
You tell
Downy, "WellDamn,IwasAmbushedAndLostOver20KInLootDownThere... :)"
Downy tells you, ":[ it happens"
You tell Downy, "Yup,OnlyAnnoyedBecauseIWasChattingAwayToHisGuildmateWhoAskedHi
mToStop..Nope..."

And then I think he squelched me although I got no message saying that, got nothing and didn't even see my own words.

Chinook