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I'm fat's idiotic attempt to kill me
by Drake Draco (9/17/00)
I am in Yanshi hoping that Trusty shows back up with Druss, Sister C, Zak, Chinook, and I think Kumo was there too. I just jumped off the roof and this guy runs up and starts to hit me.

Im fat sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Kamie says, "yes"
Im fat sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
Im fat sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
Im fat sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
You evaded Im fat!
Im fat sparks you for 0 points of electrical damage!

Oh Lightning!! Your dead meat boy!!

You shock Im fat for 20 points of electrical damage!
You evaded Im fat!
Im fat sparks you for 1 point of electrical damage!
You jolt Im fat for 52 points of electrical damage!

That's how you use lightning!! He screams (I just love that) and runs toward the Yarak portal.

Sister C says, "Cruath Quafeth"
Sister C says, "Cruath Quasith"
Zak'Nafein says, "well that was quick"
Chinook says, "In?"
Sister C says to your fellowship, "y"
Silver Amulet cast Quickness Self III on you
Yellow Garnet Ring cast Coordination Self III on you
Leather Boots cast Sprint Self III on you
You suffer 2 points of minor impact damage
Piercing Protection Self III has expired.
Druss says to your fellowship, "go chin go!!!!!"

We are chasing this guy though the desert now. Not really gaining any ground either.

Zak'Nafein says to your fellowship, "i always lose you guys"
Chinook says to your fellowship, "BowThough.."
Your Run skill is now 256!
Your Run skill is now 257!

Mine as well pump my speed a little.

Druss says, "so stop and shoot him in the back"
Acid Protection Self III has expired.
Fire Protection Self III has expired.
Zak'Nafein says to your fellowship, "coords?"
Lightning Protection Self III has expired.
Druss says to your fellowship, "I'd tell ya"
Druss says to your fellowship, "but we are turning, and can't catch him"
Sister C says, "hey buddy, come back and play with us ;-)"
Armor Self IV has expired.
Red Phyntos Wasp tried to cast a spell on you, but was too far away
Druss says to your fellowship, "chinnok shot him once oin the back"
Bludgeoning Protection Self IV has expired.
Druss says to your fellowship, "ok, he is pulling away"
Blade Protection Self IV has expired.
Im fat says, "losa's"
Druss says be nice
You suffer 3 points of minor impact damage

I'm trying the jump trick at every hill now and starting to gain a bit.

The spell Blood Drinker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.
The spell Heart Seeker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars has expired.

Damn.

You suffer 1 points of minor impact damage
You say to your Fellowship, "I beat on him good too"
Zak'Nafein says to your fellowship, "back to yanshi?"
The spell Impenetrability IV on Gromnie Hide Studded Leather Leggings has expired.
The spell Impenetrability IV on Mattekar Hide Coat has expired.
Druss says to your fellowship, "shall we bail?"
Druss says to your fellowship, "not getting any closer"
Chinook says, "Nope"
Chinook says to your fellowship, "Nope"
You say to your Fellowship, "there right on him"
Copper Heavy Bracelet cast Magic Resistance Self III on you
Druss says to your fellowship, "chinook, why is sister in front of you? :-) Stupid game grumble grumble"
Chinook says to your fellowship, "She'sNotFinally"
Sister C says to your fellowship, "buffs going down ... grrr"

Mine are gone too :(

Druss says, "Malar Quasith"
Zak'Nafein says to your fellowship, "I always miss the good chases"

Sorry Zak

Sister C says to your fellowship, "I gotta buff ... I can't afford more vitae"

I see I' Bjoern 'I and also see Druss start after him so, I take off after him since I am way behind that other punk.

I' Bjoern 'I says, "level 42 bin ungebufft"

What? Whatever bud, your speed is slow enough for me to catch, your dead meat.

Druss says to your fellowship, "coming drake is he stropping>?"
Druss says to your fellowship, "coords first chance dude"
Chinook says to your fellowship, "LostHim..."
Druss says to your fellowship, "gotcha"
Druss says to your fellowship, "ok, everyone home"

I get to some town and he stops at the lifestone with a bunch of other guys. I lay into him.

Atze Schroeder says, "Cruath Quasith"
Atze Schroeder cast Imperil Other III on you

Who the hell is this guy?

The thunder of Auroch Cow crushing Rage'n Havok is followed by the
deafening silence of death!
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 6 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
You spark I' Bjoern 'I for 7 points of electrical damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
You evaded Atze Schroeder!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 9 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Atze Schroeder!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 12 points of piercing damage!

This unarmed guy is pissing me off and what the hell is I' Bjoern 'I doing anyway?

I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
You evaded Atze Schroeder!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 12 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
You jolt I' Bjoern 'I for 48 points of electrical damage!

Ahhh, there's that scream :)

You evaded Atze Schroeder!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 12 points of piercing damage!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
You evaded Atze Schroeder!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Atze Schroeder!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 7 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 10 points of piercing damage!

This guy is so dead. Remember he imp III'd me and is trying to attack from behind. NO! none of that. But first.....

You heal yourself for 26 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 4 uses left.
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 13 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
You heal yourself for 56 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 3 uses left.
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 13 points of piercing damage!
You expertly heal yourself for 45 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 2 uses left.
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 4 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 6 points of piercing damage!
You expertly heal yourself for 26 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 1 use left.
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 9 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 6 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!

Now, where was I?

You jolt I' Bjoern 'I for 48 points of electrical damage!

That's right :)

You evaded Atze Schroeder!
You evaded Atze Schroeder!
You evaded Atze Schroeder!
I' Bjoern 'I evaded your attack.
Blistered by lightning, I' Bjoern 'I falls!

Okay Atze, your turn

Atze Schroeder nicks you for 11 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Atze Schroeder!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 6 points of piercing damage!
The thunder of Auroch Cow crushing Rage'n Havok is followed by the
deafening silence of death!

That guy sucks agains those cows.

Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 1 point of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 1 point of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 3 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 2 points of piercing damage!
The Potion of Healing restores 25 points of your health.
Atze Schroeder nicks you for 5 points of piercing damage!
You heal yourself for 49 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit is used up.

Okay, ready.

You jolt Atze Schroeder for 37 points of electrical damage!
Atze Schroeder evaded your attack.
Atze Schroeder says, "Shurov Thiloi"
Rage'n Havok says, "kick his ass drake"

Did you not hear him scream?? hehehe

You jolt Atze Schroeder for 42 points of electrical damage!
Rage'n Havok says, "WTF"

And he is gone. Too bad I wasn't buffed. I would have hit him at
least 2 more times and he would be at my feet right now. I got some
good Items from the mage though.

Draco (one more notch in the axe)

 

 

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