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Swiss Cheesy Man
by Drake Draco (9/22/00)
There are a bunch of us at the mule spot getting ready to leave for the major lightning stone. I see Druss, out of the blue, get up and start buffing. I know there is a problem somewhere.

Druss says, "Malar Aetak"
Druss says, "Malar Aereth"
Kumo Miyamoto says, "No, that's worse."
Druss says, "Malar Quasith"
You say, "whats up Druss"
Druss says, "town"

See, I knew it :)

Brass Orb cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
mhali is logged on.
Senator Lifestone says, "Helkas Quasith"
You say, "Malar Aetak"
Senator Lifestone says, "Helkas Quasith"
The magic courses strongly through you.
You cast Swift Killer IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars
You say, "Malar Aereth"
Senator Lifestone says, "Helkas Quasith"
The magic courses strongly through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Vitriol
You cast Heart Seeker IV on Silifi of Crimson Stars
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Quasith"
Copper Staff cast Life Magic Mastery Self III on you
Senator Lifestone says, "Helkas Quasith"
You say, "Helkas Quasith"
The magic courses strongly through you.
The spell consumed the following components: White Taper
You cast Armor Self IV on yourself
You say, "Helkas Quaril"
The spell consumed the following components: Powdered Onyx
Your spell fizzled.
You say, "Helkas Quaril"
The magic rushes mightily through you.
You cast Piercing Protection Self IV on yourself
Bronze Chainmail Gauntlets cast Axe Mastery Self III on you
Yellow Garnet Ring cast Coordination Self III on you
Iron Heavy Bracelet cast Strength Self III on you
Mhali says, "what's going on?"

Sorry Mhali, didn't even see that. I hadn't even got all my buffs on but I'm running to town anyway.

White Jade Ring cast Magic Resistance Self III on you
Keldon Bloodfist says, "Smoke em"
Druss's lightning coruscates over Unholy's mortal remains!
Ziroth says, "Cruath Quafeth"

I get there just in time to see that message. Then I see Swiss Cheesy Man jump Druss. I'll have none of that!!

Ziroth says, "Equin Ozael"
Powers rival says, "go druss!!!"
Undead Wraith says, "thanks druss"
Zorro Blade says, "GO DRUSSSS"
Ziroth says, "Equin Zhapaj"
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 13 points of slashing damage!
You cut Swiss cheesy man for 19 points of slashing damage!
Swiss cheesy man's lightning coruscates over Druss's mortal remains!

WTF? I can't beleive it! That totally sucks. Now your going down BOY!!!!!!

Keldon Bloodfist says, "ahhh crap"
Zorro Blade says, "DAMN IT"
Powers rival says, "kick those pkr butts!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Senator Lifestone says, "Cruath Quafeth"
Swiss cheesy man says, "GET DRAKE"

Nobody listens to him :)

Keldon Bloodfist says, "Hes dead stupuid"
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 14 points of slashing damage!
Zorro Blade says, "SENATOR RUN"

I don't even know how many PKs are around at this point. Kinda chaotic. All I knew is that Swissy here killed my friend and I didn't want him looting. He does anyway :(

You cut Swiss cheesy man for 22 points of slashing damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Cruath Quafeth"
You cut Swiss cheesy man for 16 points of slashing damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
Ziroth says, "Equin Zhapaj"
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
Senator Lifestone says, "Helkas Quafeth"
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 5 points of slashing damage!
Powers rival says, "get cheesw"
Keldon Bloodfist says, "I have no idea whats going on"
Ziroth says, "Malar Zhapaj"
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 8 points of slashing damage!
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 15 points of slashing damage!
Ziroth says, "Cruath Quafeth"

BTW, I'm using my hollow here. 5% vitea from leaving my body at the lightning stone.

Powers rival says, "pkers are raiding the town"
Ziroth says, "Zojak Quasith"
Keldon Bloodfist says, "Obviously"
You cut Swiss cheesy man for 22 points of slashing damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
You evaded Swiss cheesy man!
Ziroth says, "Zojak Quasith"
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 6 points of slashing damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
You cut Swiss cheesy man for 17 points of slashing damage!
Druss says, "no, the source is coming to save it"
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
Ziroth says, "Zojak Quasith"
Senator Lifestone says, "Equin Eapaj"
Ziroth says, "Zojak Quasith"
Senator Lifestone says, "Malar Zhapaj"
Powers rival says, "hey eiry u pk?"
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 13 points of slashing damage!
Swiss cheesy man sparks you for 8 points of electrical damage!
Druss says, "No erie is not PK"
Swiss cheesy man sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!

Is this the first time he hit me? 3 huh?

Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
You cut Swiss cheesy man for 30 points of slashing damage!

Take 30 in return :)

You evaded Swiss cheesy man!
Swiss cheesy man sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 9 points of slashing damage!
Swiss cheesy man sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
Swiss cheesy man sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!
Blistered by Popple's lightning, Disgruntled dies!
Swiss cheesy man sparks you for 3 points of electrical damage!
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 7 points of slashing damage!
Swiss cheesy man sparks you for 4 points of electrical damage!

This guy has to know he is in trouble. I'm worried now because if he is staying around he is either stupid or has friends around.

Druss says, "Anyone under Silent is Anti"
Swiss cheesy man sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
You scratch Swiss cheesy man for 6 points of slashing damage!
Swiss cheesy man sparks you for 2 points of electrical damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"
You cut Swiss cheesy man for 23 points of slashing damage!
Senator Lifestone says, "Zojak Quasith"

And he takes off to the Yarak portal

Powers rival says, "i'm anti"
Powers rival says, "i'm anti"
Silver Amulet cast Quickness Self III on you

And I'm hot on his trail. He was at about 1/8 life. I get through before him but he portal logged :( Sorry Druss.

I decide to wait a bit and after a few min. I see some bubbles. I ID, Xl. Don't know him, or do I? hmmmmmmm He streaks right for me. I have no idea what his level was but he was pretty quick.

Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 7 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 1 point of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 2 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl evaded your attack.

I wish I was superman :( Fire Damage and I'm not buffed for that.

Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl evaded your attack.
You evaded Xl!

I attacked right away too. That's how fast this guy was hitting me.

Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
You scratch Xl for 4 points of slashing damage!
Xl singes you for 2 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 2 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 1 point of fire damage!
You scratch Xl for 3 points of slashing damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 2 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 2 points of fire damage!
You heal yourself for 59 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 4 uses left.
Xl singes you for 7 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 1 point of fire damage!
You heal yourself for 19 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 3 uses left.
Xl singes you for 2 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 2 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
You heal yourself for 12 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 2 uses left.
Xl singes you for 2 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 3 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 6 points of fire damage!

Right here, I'm like, "Screw this, I'm out of here!"

Copper Staff cast Life Magic Mastery Self III on you
Xl singes you for 12 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 6 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 4 points of fire damage!
Xl singes you for 11 points of fire damage!
You say, "Shurov Thiguz"
Xl scorches you for 19 points of fire damage!
The magic surges through you.
Xl scorches you for 18 points of fire damage!

And I'm away at about 58 health. Damn. Glad I got out of there. Still wish I could have gotten Swissy.

Draco

 

 

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