Okie well this Impression of the Dires won't be as long or as extravigant as Khali's but, I thought I would share my measily thoughts anyways. :)

First off, Fort Teth is GREAT!! I enjoyed myself ALOT! I tell you though, yesterday started out *REAL* tough for me. Me, Rojon, Sis C, Sac, Muttfyre, Farik were hunting outside of Mayoi like normal..nothing really spectacular there..Shreths, Jello, Matties, Mossies.. Ya know the Drill. Okie, I died once. No big deal..then it was just Me, Rojon, Sis C and Sac. I died..Matties.. I died..again.. I died..AGAIN..and YES AGAIN!! Not all were too matties, only one. But, lets just say it happend very very rapidly..Purple Tunnel rides to the tune of 18% VITAE!! Now, I've NEVER been that high in my life ever never. My heart dropped through the floor. I was utterly depressed and destroyed. I was very very literally -><- this close to retiring Hiya and starting over.

Anyways, My good old buddy Rojon and Rhodry in his finite wisdom brought me back to my senses as I sat poised infront of the Mayoi armorer with an arrow in hand to commit Sepiku! They convinced me to go to the Dires..to Fort Teth with 18% Vit, NOOO Problem.. and after gathering up supplies and Selling that EVIL Helmet.. You know one of those fully inclosed ones. I got back my Kabukan (sp) Since, Rojon had said once before..(Laying a Curse Upon me right then) that Hiya looked better with a Kabukan, than my NEW EVIL Helm! So, I was feeling a little bit better.. still feeling I was going to die like 60 BILLION times and have a Vit of like a Million or so!

So, off we went. We appeared and Rojon was right..a nice sweet innocent little place you come into nothing around except some little house. I was skeptical ofcourse, ACTIVATE MAGIC ARMOR ZORG! MAGIC STRENGTH ZORG! MAGIC REGENERATION ZORG! MAGIC RESIST ZORG! EQUIP YUMI OF DEATH! Okie.. lets go I'm as ready as I get. So, off we trot towards the fort.. Oh hey look a Turmok Scout, Rhodry says.. kill it. So, I whip out the Yumi of Death and proceed to Strum, Strum.. DEAD! *Blink Blink* Well that was a JOKE! Hiya Aokawa kills his first nasty in the Dires. We move no..LOOK the fort, Rhodry points..LOOK Turmok Warrior KILL! So again, Strum..Strum..Strum..Strum, Another One Bites The Dust!! Wild Monguna..DEAD! Warrior DEAD. Lifestone..thats nice..back we go..KILL KILL. Now, I'm getting the feel of this place..hehe..MORE MEAT FOR THE MEATEATERS!! ROAR!! :) Kill a few more annoying nasties..spouting a quote from the Movie 'The Warriors' ..'WARRIORS! COME OUT TO PLLAAAAYYYY!!' :) Look its a Priest, Rhodry being bold and great, "I got him" and he does..BOOM BOOM BOOM. And the Quartback is TOAST! Kill More Warriors..Skeletons..Wild Monguna..ARGH!! ASH GROMMIE, RUNAWAY!! Ohh..look Vit down to ONLY 9% in like 30mins! :)

I'm feeling pretty Happy Happy about this time..I'm am the Long Arm of the Law, and No Nasty will stand against me! Then..The bane of ALL PCs hits me a killing blow.. LAAAGG!! I die. DAMNDAMNDAMN! Then Rhodry stays happily, "Well atleast your Vitae is lower than it was still." I look, Damn..goodpoint. Okie. Back in action! More Killing..Priests Strum Strum, Sidestep, Strum Strum, Sidestep, STrum Strum after a bit of this.. He dies looking like a reject Porcipine! Drudge Stalker..No chance! But, ohh..That Ravenor that came with him..Happily escorts Rojon and Rhodry to the Purple Tunnel Express, I note I'm ONLY doing 6-9pts of Dmg to him with my BDIII Bow, He charges.. I do the smart thing.. RUN LIKE A BITCH! I LIVE! HAHAH! I proceed to take revenge for Rojon and Rhodry my fallen companions..by getting a 37th lvl AZZWHOOPER to straight Punk that slimy Drudge!! Okie..back on track, off we go..hunting hunting.. Kill Kill Kill..the Tumerok's Stand no CHANCE!!

Well needless to say, I HAD A BLAST!! I still have Vit to work off, but that will be solved when I log on this evening. I feel bad for Rojon, cause well.. he didn't get to kill much that trip because of Long Distance Death, though he did use his Junior Life Mage Kit to full effect. I really appreciate Rhodry and Rojon looking after me in my Crisis lastnight.. THAT is what friends do.

Well, that is my 2p on Fort Teth.. hehe.. Abit longer than I thought, but heh You've gone this far..so you Read it. :P Whether you enjoyed it or not.. I don't care..the point is YOU read it!! :)

Hiya Aokawa, New Scourge of Fort Teth and Much Wiser than his Last Post