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Ice Golem Shrine News..
by Hiya Aokawa (3/18/00)

@Wheee!! Well I Hiya Aokawa, Master of the Purple Tunnel, Vagabond of the Source! Has taken on the Shrine alone and walked away victorious over the mad rush of Ice Golem that threatened to overwhelm him at every turn.

He was continually rewarded for his efforts with various pieces of jewelry which he squirlled away for those less fortunate or.. for his own greedy uses, which he will tell no one of. Then it came time to go.. once again, one more spawn.. I've got 30 arrows left.. I can take out atleast 3 or so.. I hope.

...and there off.. 4 spawn! Ohh GEEZ! I think.. this could be messy. GoGo Power Hiya!! Yeah, bust'n out with the Bludgeon Prot II, QuickII, ArmorII and CoordII then dundundun! Da Bow.. I take a breath and let the games begin... dropping the first AP bomb on the head of an unsuspecting Golem! The Ice Golem pops his head up and looks at me his buddies right behind him, he's like.. "HEY! YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Hiya laughs and yells back, "IT DOESN"T MATTER WHO YOU ARE! CAUSE I"M GOING TO TAKE THESE ARROWS, TURN THEM SIDEWAYS... POLISH THEM UP REAL NICE AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!"

..and there off.. the golems charge down the hill... its Mr. Big and Icy on the outside followed closely by Ms. Freeze nipping at his heels, Ice Cube is only a few paces behind the pack, followed lastly by Cold Water, who seems to be living up to his name as he hasn't even gotten off the starting line!

... then theres Hiya the Vagabond, he's pluck'n away at that Bow String, its sing'n a happy tune of *Strum* *Thud* *Strum* *Thud* , and look..he's he's smiling the whole time he's doing it!! Mr. Big and Icy, he's leading the pack.. oh wait! Hiya has decided that he should be leading from the bottom of his next Rum drink as he turns him into a big pile of crushed ice! Ms. Freeze passes up the now defunked leader with a hearty laugh, but has it cut short as Hiya starts to shove AP arrows where he promised to!

... Ms. Freeze isn't all the man that her predecessor was, as she goes from bad to the bone, to bad health insurance! Becoming nothing more than another pile of reject Frosty Toppings! Theres only 2 left and look Cold Water finally thawed out alittle bit and he is finally making his way down the mountain, while mean while Ice Cube has reached the distance of bashing, he starts his attempts at Laying the Smacketh down on Hiya, but look at THAT! He can't seem to get the job done, the stupid Jabroni can't even hit him, Hiya on another level now folks, there doesn't seem to be any... OH!! What a blow by that sneaky little bastard Cold Water. Hiya the Vagabond is reeling from that one, looks like he might be abit stupider after this fight, and ohh that helmet just doesn't look right squashed down on his head like that.. and hrms.. aren't our heads kinda roundish.. not FLAT!!

... Hiya staggers to his feet, letting loose with a wild shot at Ice Cube, Oh My God! Ice Cube has just exploded into tiny subatomic particles! He's even less than dust in the wind...hell a fart would move more of a mountain then he will now! Hiya turns on his last opponent, bloodlust gleeming in his eyes, a river of crimson flowing out from under his helmet... the smell of sweet revenge lingering on both sides of this showdown.

... Its hard to see in there.. only blurs of arrows flying and spells a flinging! Pieces of flesh and ice are flying everywhere. Who will be left standing when the snow blizzard clears from the area.. will it be Hiya the Vagabond or Cold Water, the evil nasty Ice Golem. Its looking like its going to come down to the wire, who's got the bigger marbles to come out on top?

*Then Silence fills the air* The snow is beginning to settle our vision clearing... wait! wait! I can see /something/! I can see /something/! Its.. its HIYA THE VAGABOND! Crawling out from under the shattered remains of Cold Water, what? Whats this? he's holding something up.. it looks.. it looks like a.. Stick of Butter?? WTF? OMG! Its.. Its a Mote! Hiya has managed to find one of the most coveted items in all of Golem Hunting.. the PYREAL MOTE!

*Crowd Goes Wild*

*Cries tears of joy a smile beeming* I would just like to thank everyone that made this possible.. Hozen Mizju who if he wouldn't have watching for bows for me... I would never have this wonder. To Rojon and Sac for taking me up here and not kicking me off when I started killing everything in sight and especially to Druss and C, for who this Mote is for. I have nothing to gain by getting Motes.. I just get them for everyone else, I mean not like they make a Atlan BOW or anything.. :P:P and well.. most first level characters have a better sword skill than I do.. so no help there. Unless someone really wants to see what a Pathetic Qualtiy Atlan Sword looks like. :)

***ANYWAYS!!*** Who do I need to give these Motes too? I have 2 of them atm. I'm now in Yanshi..cause I had to sell shit..and well I ran out of arrows. :)

Hiya Aokawa, Master of the Purple Tunnel, Vagabond of the Source and Partaker of Simple Pleasures.

 

 

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