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things to NOT do while you're in Yanshi
by Mizu-No (8/9/00)
Umm as me and Herri are coming in to Yanshi to see the Collector with
some stones
I See the Dread Lord Dominion
And I can NOT for the life of me remember if he is bad or not.
He is at half life so I let him go on his merry way.
Hmm and how does he repay my kindness?

You say to your Fellowship, "is he bad?"
Herrimone says to your fellowship, "dont know him"
You say to your Fellowship, "ok try to give one of those rocks to the
Wing Collector"
You say to your Fellowship, "did it let you"
Dread Lord Dominion says, "Zojak Quaguz"

Umm this has never been a really cozy sound for me

Herrimone says to your fellowship, "yep"
Dread Lord Dominion burns you for 34 points with Flame Bolt IV

Umm my friend you really need to up the power on that baby
Cuz level IVa aint gonna cut it
I take 34 points I am now at 97 Hitpoints


Dread Lord Dominion says, "Zojak Quaguz"

Nah nah anh Missed me

Dread Lord Dominion says, "Zojak Quaguz"

OMG you must have went to the Storm trooper school of Accuracy

You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 6 points of piercing damage!

My Turn

Someone tried and failed to assess you!

Ehh get in over your head did ya?
You are level 34 I am level 28 uber broken dagger fighter with MAD PVP
skilzzz

Riskishi Phatu says, "Zojak Quaguz"

And who the hell are you?

You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!

Umm not looking good for you side there slowpoke

Dread Lord Dominion says, "Shurov Thiguz"

Yeah you better Thiguz biznatch

You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!
You nick Dread Lord Dominion for 5 points of piercing damage!

Portal animation takes like 3 seconds
He is thinking right here " DAMN that's a LONGGGGG 3 seconds"


You run Dread Lord Dominion through!

Yep the longest 3 seconds of your miserable but short existence
My one regret is that you took your body with you


You evaded Drudge Skulker!
You say to your Fellowship, "killed him"
You evaded Drudge Skulker!
You evaded Drudge Skulker!
You heal yourself for 32 health points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has
15 uses left.
You evaded Drudge Skulker!
Herrimone says to your fellowship, "whoo"

John P Loggins

 

 

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