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Pk's are so dumb =)
by Natalie Portman (10/1/00)
You corrode Chill of Darkness for 21 points of acid damage!
Chill of Darkness is liquified by your attack!
Chill of Darkness tells you, "nice kill"

WOW A PK SAID NICE KILL

Jhnkjgjfk says, "can you kil;l kevin the Mighty?"
You say, "sorry but your PK"

I KILLED HIM =)

You dissolve Jhnkjgjfk for 22 points of acid damage!
You send Jhnkjgjfk to death so violently that even the lifestone
flinches!

NOW THIS CONVERSATION IS FUNNY

Chill of Darkness tells you, "what level are you?"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "u dont have to ignore me im not gonna whine about how u killed me"
Goaty says, "peace"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "i know"
Goaty says, "xcuse me"
Goaty says, "would u have a good dagger for sale ?"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "okay i just wanna know if u took my death item"
Jhnkjgjfk tells you, "cnat i get no viate here?"
Goaty says, "I only have a shit kanjar :["
Chill of Darkness tells you, "its the only thing keeping my spear mine"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "and id like to keep it"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "if u dont mind"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "did u loot it?"
The spell Swift Killer IV on Gold Acid Cestus has expired.
You tell Chill of Darkness, "yes"
The spell Blood Drinker IV on Gold Acid Cestus has expired.
Chill of Darkness tells you, "ouch can i have it back"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "just drop it and tell me coords plz"
Gold Necklace cast Lightning Protection Self II on you
Chill of Darkness says, "hey"
Inyamkaya bint Ruz tells you, "Welcome! What's your pleasure today?"
Chill of Darkness tried and failed to assess you!
Chill of Darkness says, "can i have it or no?"
Inyamkaya bint Ruz tells you, "You drive a hard bargain, my friend."
You say, "no"
Chill of Darkness says, "damn"
You say, "your PK"
Inyamkaya bint Ruz tells you, "Thank you for your business. Please return soon."
Chill of Darkness says, "didnt wanna hev to whine"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "your like lvl 40"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "why take a lvl 8's death item"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "your PK"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "your just being an ass"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "i can see killing"
Carnelian Staff cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self III on you
You say, "Shurov Thiguz"
The magic surges through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Blue Taper, Turpeth
Chill of Darkness tells you, "but thats like me killing a lvl 1 and taking their clothes"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "i can feel that its squelch time"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "i am sure you do"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "see your an ass"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "i tried not to whine 2"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "why i am an ass for killing you and taking your stuff when you do that all he time"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "cant u just drop it and tell me coords"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "i wouldnt take apyreal from a lvl 1"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "if it was good then i might take it"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "but i dont kill lvl 1;s anyway"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "and im not just saying that"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "i just dont find it fun"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "theyre so weak"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "your PK i am anti I kill you"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "ooo"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "lol well if your anti then pk is alot better"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "when a lvl 70 kills me i dont complain and i dont expect my stuff back"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "why not?"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "cuz thats the way the game is played"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "kinda pointless for u to take a lvl 8's death item"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "nah its not thats not how i act and many times ive died and not been looted"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "ive also killed many times and not looted"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "no its not cuz you dont have it and
maybe next time you'll think about PKing someone"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "looting should be saved for your enemies"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "if you dont like getting PKed then why do you do it?"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "if u loot everyone then its nothing
special and they aint no way to punish anyone more then killing them"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "your PK i am anti YOU ARE MY ENEMY"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "i dont care that i died"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "ur the pk"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "u killed me"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "player killer"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "yes i did cuz your PK"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "lol"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "i hate antis i really do"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "u hide behind that word"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "anti"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "well thats nice i am glad i could make a difference"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "i dont mean anything cept u cant admit the pk u are"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "it"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "i dont kill everyone only people who random player kill"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "o im sure u dont"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "yes i enjoy killing it is DT you know"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "yes me 2"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "but its just weird when high levels
take like studded leather fom level 1's they kill"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "its like whats the point"
You tell Chill of Darkness, "thanks for your one death item"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "your welcome"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "what goes around comes around"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "i dont loot and im hardly ever looted"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "ahve fun being looted"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "thansk for not squelching me"
Chill of Darkness tells you, "glad we had this conversation"

 

 

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