You give Drunken Madman Sake.
Drunken Madman says, "Ah, a drink! Hee, hee!"
Lorena al-Bobbit says, "Helkas Quasith"
Lorena al-Bobbit says, "Malar Easith"
Drunken Madman says, "I know the secret walled portal path, and I will let
you enter it. See?"
Koff says, "Cruath Quatak"
Koff says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Koff says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Koff says, "Zojak Quaguz"

-I pop in to see one guy, level 17 or so, half dead, and a tume officer with
15% health -left. I'm feeling kind of cocky, having survived an encounter
that dhali and fallen god --both died at, and managing to portal out without
dying after draining so much mana ---from an enemy level 40 or so mage, he
stam to mana'd 3 times.

You say, "Equin Zhapaj"
The magic surges through you.
Tumerok Officer resists your spell

-Oops, forgot something, eh?

Amber Wand cast Life Magic Mastery Self II on you
Steel Necklace cast Mana Conversion Mastery Self II on you

-Better

Tumerok Officer grazes you for 6 points of bludgeoning damage!
Tumerok Officer grazes you for 4 points of bludgeoning damage!
Tumerok Officer grazes you for 5 points of bludgeoning damage!
You say, "Equin Zhapaj"
The magic surges through you.
With Harm Other I you drain 4 points of health from Tumerok Officer.
Tumerok Officer bashes you for 10 points of bludgeoning damage!
You say, "Equin Zhapaj"
Tumerok Officer bashes you for 8 points of bludgeoning damage!
The magic surges through you.
Tumerok Officer resists your spell
Tumerok Officer grazes you for 5 points of bludgeoning damage!
Tumerok Officer bashes you for 7 points of bludgeoning damage!
Tumerok Officer grazes you for 3 points of bludgeoning damage!

-I'm dense, what level are they again? I should have just run by and went
back to ------bandies and trapped lugians and tuskers in the Halls.

You say, "Puish Zhasith"
The magic rushes mightily through you.
You cast Stamina to Health Self I on yourself and lose 56 points of stamina
and also gain 47 points of health
Tumerok Officer bashes you for 9 points of bludgeoning damage!
Tumerok Officer smashes you for 25 points of bludgeoning damage!

-Thank you for critting me Mr. Officer. Again, I am severely impaired, what
was I --------thinking? Oh yeah, he had like 12 hitpoints left.

You say, "Equin Zhapaj"
The magic courses strongly through you.
Tumerok Officer resists your spell
Tumerok Officer's killing blow nearly turns you inside-out!
You've lost 1 Pyreal, your Leather Shoes, your Steel Necklace, and your
Silver Wand!

-Ok, no biggie. Some sprint II shoes from Chin.(Thanks for the thought, but
I'm ----------setting no sprint records anytime soon with my 35 run) and a
mana conv II ---------------necklace. Ok, so I figure, I'll just port back
in, grab them and run through the ports. -I've got a minute right?

Punkernup says, "ha"
Punkernup says, "all i lost was a mana stone"
Punkernup says, "who knows"
You tell Fallen God, "goddamn tume officer"

-Oh, yeah, did I ever mention NOTHING should resist my drains? I wasn't
happy, lol.

mhali has logged off.
Punkernup says, "PK!!"
Someone tried and failed to assess you!
You say, "Shurov Thiloi"
Punkernup says, "did u get the level?"
Your spell fizzled.
You say, "Shurov Thiloi"
The spell consumed the following components: Powdered Malachite
Your spell fizzled.
You say, "Shurov Thiloi"
The magic courses strongly through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Yellow Taper, Blue Taper
Your actions have dispelled the Lifestone's magic!
The force of Tumerok Officer's assault flattens Doctor Fizzle!
Tumerok Officer smashes you for 22 points of bludgeoning damage!
The force of Tumerok Officer's assault flattens you!
You've lost 1 Pyreal, and your Brass Ring!

-Um....I wasn't even out of the animation. It's the same officer...always
nice to see ----that the Officer is carrying his weight. I wonder how much
xp he got from me? This --is withint 15 seconds after my first death. Oh
yeah...me being impaired, forgot that ---when you port or cast any spell,
your protection from the LS goes away:sighs: --------Well, it's just 10%
right?

Punkernup says, "PK AT THE FORT"
Punkernup says, "PK AT THE FORT"
Punkernup says, "PK AT THE FORT"
Punkernup says, "PK AT THE FORT"
Punkernup says, "PK AT THE FORT"
Punkernup says, "PK AT THE FORT"
Punkernup says, "PK AT THE FORT"

-I was half tempted to kill this guy just so I wouldn't have to listen to him
spam again, -but I'm still mad at the tume.

Zanna Lang says, "no"
You tell Fallen God, "FUCK"

-I'm still mad at the tume, elapsed time 20 seconds since the first death.

Fallen God tells you, "whats wrong?"
Punkernup says, "here"
You tell Fallen God, "I can't get back in, there's a damn tume officer there,
and I now have 10%"
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!

-What the fuck? Some insane level 29 dagger chick comes swinging at me.
Thank ---you LS, thank you.

The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!

-Did I meantion insane speed to? I turn and run.

The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
Punkernup says, "HAHAHA"
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!

-I'm not running anywhere, what was I thinking. I have a run of 35(31 with
vitae), time -to go. I'd rather try my luck with the officer. Elapsed time,
25 seconds.

You say, "Shurov Thiloi"
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The spell consumed the following components: Comfrey, Powdered Malachite
Your spell fizzled.

-10% sucks, elapsed time, 27 seconds.

The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
You say, "Shurov Thiloi"
The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
Xennia says, "=)"

-Put this name on your lists. No monarch, but, um, rather obviously pk.
This was -----the wonderful chick(least I think it was a chick) that was
making me see nothing but -blue on my screen. Level 29, either dagger or UA.
Like I said, there was ALOT of ----blue in front of me.

The Lifestone's magic protects you from the attack!
The magic courses strongly through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Gypsum
Your actions have dispelled the Lifestone's magic!

-Ok, um, so I successfully cast, but haven't yet successfully resolved.
JUDGE!! -------Someone is trying to abuse the timing rules.

Xennia shocks you for 11 points of electrical damage!

-GODDAMNIT, JUDGE!!!!!

Xennia shocks you for 12 points of electrical damage!
Xennia jolts you for 15 points of electrical damage!
Blistered by Xennia's lightning, you die!

-Wheeee, 30 seconds. God, this person will die. This person just made it to
my -------official list. I hadn't met anyone who had killed me yet who I
actually wanted to get ---to the point level wise just so I could hunt them
relentlessly. I'm not generally ----------vindictive. I get mad, then it
goes away. This person did make it. They helped me ---START my list. I
hope they understand the honor they have received from me.

Bael'Zharon has granted you respite after your moment of weakness. You are
temporarily no longer a player killer.
You've lost your Amber Wand!

-Oh, and of course, the one thing that was most important to me(the third
life II wand --I've lost, this one I received from Chinook)is the ONLY
noncomp item left on me after -the first two deaths. Funny how that worked
out. Anyone have another life II? ----------(number 4 I need now, for those
who are counting)

Punkernup says, "fag"

-This guy has issues. He needs to get ravens stupid tax if I see him again.
He ---------spammed fag until I left again....I had about 30 lines of fag on
my screen...I --------------squelched him.

You say, "fucking bastard"

-I apologize, but I was NOT being a good sport, not about that death. In the
mindset --I was in at that time, I wasn't about to be nice to anyone, not
when they helped ---------participate in a death like that...I was a bit
peeved at getting killed BEFORE my --------spell had finished resolving also.
And acquiring 15% in 30 seconds(trust me, it was --within 30 seconds)had my
blood pressure through the roof. I felt used, badly used.

Xennia says, "Heh"
You tell Fallen God, "please come here and kill xenia"
You tell Fallen God, "now I have 15%"
You tell Fallen God, "in like 30secs"
Fallen God tells you, "ack"

The classic response to someone telling you that. Ack was just perfect.
Especially when he had left me not a minute before I went into accursed
halls. And see how polite I was to fallen about it? I even said please. I
should have said please come here and roll this chump ass bitch and stick
your wand so far up her..... Ya, wow, was I feeling twisted. I had to laugh
so hard later. But damn, at the time? All I wanted to do was throw
something. But then I remembered to save it. Then I went through and read
it, and I almost choked laughing so hard when I counted how many times the LS
protected me...like 15 or 16 I think. Someone count. Oh, and one other
error. I wasn't going to get away, and I now know I can't portal, so I
should have just @lifestone, taken the 5% I was going to get anyway, then
picked up my life II wand it went back to the halls. Just a sample of my
night on DT. Fun fun fun.

Mike

P.S. I forgot to warn chinook, his 5% is my fault. XL had been rolling
baishi for about 5 straight hours, camping the in portal spot. You see the 5
guys casting or swinging in chin's chat log? there were two others. At one
point, I saw about 8 white dots around the LS near baishi. Most of them were
15 and down. Hmm....if your going to put together a group of your bigger
people, and kill anyone not in your monarchy, why kill newbs? I mean, how
fun can it be to onehit the umpteenth guy in a row? That's the ONE thing I
dont' get about other people who pk. I understand the urge to track people
down and murdilate them. But I'd much rather have a challenge, and maybe
lose, then kill 50 level 15 and lower guys when I'm level 50+ and never even
come close to getting scratched. There have been several pk's I've seen now
that I had to give respect to. But pking the way XL was? There is no honor
in that at all. Just a thought. Oh, hears one more, damn some massive group
of anti's needs to roll them the hell out of there. XL needs a timeout and
get told to go stand in the corner and work their 40% vitae on some bunnies.