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WOOHOOOO I MADE LVL 30 LAST NIGHT
ALSO PULLED SOME CRAP FROM THE LIN LICH TOWER
WE GOT ROJON A +140 DAM MOD XBOW
GOTS ME AN ARMOUR 4 CROWN
HIYA GOT SOME STUFF TOO
AND I GOT ABOUT 40K IN TNOTES FROM RANDOM STUFF I SOLD AT TETH
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| TUSKER STORY::::::: |
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| ONE DAY RHODRY AND FRIENDS WERE TAKING A NICE
WALK IN THE VALLEYS NEAR WEI JII, THEY HAD BROUGHT A PICNIC HAMPER,
AND DEAO WAS TAKING THEM TO HIS FAVOURITE SPOT. MUTTFYRE HAD HIS BAR-B-Q
IN TOW AND ROJON HAD THE BEER COOLER. |
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| THEN WE SEE TWO JOLLY SOULS NAMED ELMO AND TOTESOL,
WE STOPP TO ADMIRE THE COUNTRYSIDE AND CHATTER A LITTLE, THEN ELMO
BEGINS TO PLAY WITH HIS BOW AND ARROW SET HIS MOMMY GOT HIM FOR XMAS,
HE DECIDED TO GET A BIG RED APE KNOWN AS TUSKER GUARD, THE APE FELT
THE LITTLE ARROW BOUNCE OF HIS HIDE AND THOUGHT HMMMM I WANT TO EAT
YOU, SO HE AND HIS 3 FRIENDS CAME AND CHASED THEM, ELMO AND TOTESOL
RAN OFF SO THE APES IN THEIR RAGE DECIDED TO CRUSH AND MAIM AND KILL
5 MEMBERS OF THE PICNIC GROUP. |
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| A FEW MINUTES LATER WE ALL REGATHERED, AND STRAIGHTENED
OUT OUR SANDWHICHES, THE TUSKERS HAD STOLEN ALL OUR BEER, AND WE COULD
HEAR THEN SINGING IN THE FOREST. |
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| ELMO AND TOTESOL CAME WALKING UP AGAIN, SLIGHTLY
MAD AT THESE APES, SO TOTESOL DECIDES TO SHOUT AT THE APES, "ZOJAK
QUAGUZ" HE SHOUTS, TWO OR THREE TIMES, UNTIL THE TUSKERS GET MAD.
THEY COME CHASING AGAIN, AND YET AGAIN THE TWO FROLICSOME CHILDREN
RAN TO THEIR MOTHERS APRONS TO HIDE. |
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| MEAN WHILE OUR CHICKEN LEGS WERE ALMOST DONE,
WE GATHERED AROUND THE BAR B Q, PAPER PLATES HELD EAGERLY, WHEN SUDDENLY
boom boom boom THE TUSKERS DISEMBOWEL SEVERAL OF US RIPPING OUT INTESTINES
OUT AND DRAGGED OUR STILL KICKING AND SCREAMING BODIES BACK TO THE
FOREST USING THOSE BLUE LENGTHS OF INTESTINE, WHEN IT WOULD BREAK,
THEY WOULD STOP TO TIE THE PIECES AROUND OUR NECKS SO THEY COULD CONTINUE
THEIR FUN LITTLE GAME, OH THEY ALSO TOOK OUR CHICKEN LEGS. |
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| WE RETURNED UNPETURBED TO TRY AND HAVE FUN WITH
JUST SOME SPRITE AND SOME POTATO SALAD, WHEN ELMO AND TOTESOL RETURNED,
THIS TIME WE DECIDED WE SHOULD LEAVE, WE ALL LEFT BUT ONE, A VINDICTIVE
LITTLE GIT NAMED RHODRY, ONCE THEY WERE ALL OUT OF SIGHT, HE WAS LEFT
ALONE WITH ELMO AND TOTESOL, WHO WERE SLEEPING IN THE MIDSUMMER BREEZE.
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| "ZOJAK QUAFETH" I SHOUTED AT THE TUSKERS, AND
THEY RAN STRAIGHT AT ME DETERMINED TO CRUSH ME INTO POWDERED BONE
AND MINCEMEAT, I WAS SCARED, SO I SCREAMED "SHIROV THILOI" AND FOUND
MYSELF BACK A MILE FROM THE SITE. |
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| APPARENTLY THE TUSKERS IN THEIR RAGE STOMPED UPON
THE PROSTRATE BODIES OF THE TWO SPOILED BRATS, THIS WAS THE SOURCE
OF MUCH MERRIMENT IN THE REST OF THAT NIGHTS PROCEDINGS. |
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