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PJ KICKS ASS
by Rojon (9/24/00)
00.00.10.2430.r Portal:compiled Wed Sep 06 07:36:30 2000 : Release
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Hmm, who's this over by the mage shop? A level 34 Blood? Level 19 PJ of course ATTACKS him.

I'm screaming at him the entire time of course, but what you gonna do?

Two way yo tried and failed to assess you!
Gold Kite Shield cast Endurance Self II on you
You blister Two way yo for 9 points of acid damage!
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Two way yo evaded your attack.
Two way yo slashes you for 30 points with Whirling Blade III

Everyone says in unison, "Level III"?

Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"

PJ is expertly weaving and dodging like a prize winning heavyweight.

You heal yourself for 24 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 18
uses left.
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Bronze Wand cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self II on you

PJ runs up on the rock and starts dancing around while Two Way Yo is trying vainly to hit him with war spells.

Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
You say, "hehe"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Puish Zharil"

This becomes important shortly.

Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
V's Challenge says, "lol"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Waaahhh"
Copper Chainmail Gauntlets cast Coordination Self II on you
Ivory Heavy Bracelet cast Quickness Self II on you
Satin Tunic cast Blade Protection Self II on you
Someone tried and failed to assess you!
You say, "Malar Aeril"
The magic rushes mightily through you.
You cast Blood Drinker II on Pine Acid Budiaq
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
You say, "Malar Aetak"
The magic courses strongly through you.
You cast Swift Killer II on Pine Acid Budiaq
You say, "Malar Aereth"
The magic rushes mightily through you.
You cast Heart Seeker II on Pine Acid Budiaq

I started laughing, PJ is buffing his weapon bouncing around evading this mage on the rock. He's finally figured out he's not going to hit him and comes running up in time to see PJ running right past him.

Gold Kite Shield cast Endurance Self II on you
You blister Two way yo for 5 points of acid damage!
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Two way yo evaded your attack.
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Two way yo cuts you for 21 points with Whirling Blade II
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
You say, "owie"
You heal yourself for 15 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 17 uses left.
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
You expertly heal yourself for 12 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 16 uses left.
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Your Satin Tunic is out of Mana.

Hmm, Whirling Blade II Pro he just put on...

Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
You say, "guys help out"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
The Mana Stone gives 50 points of mana to the Satin Tunic.
The Mana Stone is destroyed.

Ok, so its not enough he's buffing, dodging and stabbing, he's putting mana stones in his clothing all at the same time!

Two way yo says, "Feazh Zhavik"
Satin Tunic cast Blade Protection Self II on you
Two way yo tried to cast a spell on you, but was too far away
V's Challenge says, "help who??"
Two way yo says, "Feazh Zhavik"
Two way yo tried to cast a spell on you, but was too far away
You say, "big blood"

PJ stops for a sec and TwY finally figures out you can't drain from
the other side of town and comes running up. PJ runs behind him and
cranks it all the way up.

You sear Two way yo for 29 points of acid damage!
You corrode Two way yo for 72 points of acid damage!

Which appears to be 3/4 of this guys' health.

Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
You blister Two way yo for 11 points of acid damage!
Two way yo cuts you for 16 points with Whirling Blade III
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Two way yo evaded your attack.
Two way yo cuts you for 23 points with Whirling Blade III
You blister Two way yo for 11 points of acid damage!

At this point PJ turns and runs because the war damage was just too much to risk it. Then things get interesting.

Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Equin Opaj"
You resist the spell cast by Tzun ibn Rakhamon

This guys' a punk who was killed earlier for PK'ing PJ's friend.

Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"

Who also decides to join in the fun shooting at PJ.

Eric Ryder says, "hes 34"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Equin Opaj"
You resist the spell cast by Tzun ibn Rakhamon
Two way yo says, "Puish Zhasith"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
You say, "nice man"
You sear Two way yo for 23 points of acid damage!
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
You blister Two way yo for 8 points of acid damage!
You blister Two way yo for 13 points of acid damage!
Two way yo slashes you for 26 points with Whirling Blade III
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Equin Opaj"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon cast Magic Yield Other I on you

So at this point, its 3 on 1 against PJ. Sure, 2 of them are lowlevel mages but STILL...

Eric Ryder says, "u wont even catch him"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Cruath Quatak"
You resist the spell cast by Tzun ibn Rakhamon
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quareth"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Cruath Quatak"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon cast Fire Vulnerability Other I on you
You say, "nice man"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Puish Zharil"
The Potion of Healing restores 25 points of your health.
You say, "nice man"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Rai'gy says, "Equin Zhapaj"
Rai'gy tried to cast a spell on you, but was too far away
You heal yourself for 14 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 15
uses left.
Eric Ryder says, "two way"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Eric Ryder says, "what did u do to u"
Two way yo evaded your attack.
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Two way yo slashes you for 25 points with Whirling Blade III
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
You heal yourself for 23 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 14
uses left.
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quaguz"
You resist the spell cast by Rai'gy
You heal yourself for 25 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 13
uses left.
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Eric Ryder says, "oh well"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon scorches you for 16 points with Flame Bolt I
Rai'gy tried and failed to cast a spell at you!
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Rai'gy says, "Zojak Quaguz"

At this point TwY runs offscreen and PJ turns on his lowlevel tormentors...

You dissolve Rai'gy for 20 points of acid damage!
Rai'gy scorches you for 15 points with Flame Bolt I
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
You sear Rai'gy for 4 points of acid damage!
Tzun ibn Rakhamon scorches you for 17 points with Flame Bolt I
Rai'gy evaded your attack.
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Rai'gy is liquified by your attack!
Tzun ibn Rakhamon singes you for 9 points with Flame Bolt I
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Eric Ryder says, "dude"
The Potion of Healing restores 25 points of your health.
You fail to heal yourself. Your Good Healing Kit has 12 uses left.
Tzun ibn Rakhamon says, "Zojak Quaguz"
Tzun ibn Rakhamon is liquified by your attack!

So now its time to see where TwY went... hmm, maybe he ran to the
Y'araq portal?

You say, "damn"
You say, "oi almost got a 34 blood!"
Eric Ryder says, "Fin"
Eric Ryder says, "Two way"
Eric Ryder says, "I aint got no beef wit you"

Eric Ryder doesn't seem like much help, does he?

You say, "i know"
Two way yo says, "hey"
You say, "i wont kill u"
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
You sear Two way yo for 29 points of acid damage!

Now THAT is gonna swell up in the morning!

Two way yo mangles you for 50 points with Whirling Blade IV

Um, ow. Seems he decided to crank it up a bit.

You sear Two way yo for 29 points of acid damage!
Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Two way yo tried and failed to cast a spell at you!

Good thing too because PJ was at about 19 health.

Two way yo says, "Zojak Quati"
Someone tried and failed to assess you!
Kumo Miyamoto says, "Puish Zhafeth"

Wow, Kumo is buffing by the Y'araq portal!

You say, "KUMO"
You say, "KUMO"
You say, "KUMO"
You say, "KUMO"
Kumo Miyamoto says, "Yeah"
The Potion of Healing restores 25 points of your health.
The Potion of Healing restores 25 points of your health.
You fail to heal yourself. Your Good Healing Kit has 11 uses left.
You say, "get him"
You heal yourself for 28 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 10
uses left.
Silver Staff cast Life Magic Mastery Self I on you
Rai'gy tried and failed to assess you!
Gold Kite Shield cast Endurance Self II on you
You say, "hes mine"
You say, "lvl 34 blood im woopin him"
Bronze Wand cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self II on you
You say, "Malar Aeril"
The magic rushes mightily through you.
You cast Blood Drinker II on Pine Acid Budiaq, surpassing Blood
Drinker II
Kumo Miyamoto says, "Malar Quafeth"
You say, "Malar Aetak"
The magic courses strongly through you.
You cast Swift Killer II on Pine Acid Budiaq, surpassing Swift Killer
II
You say, "Malar Aereth"
The magic rushes mightily through you.
The spell consumed the following components: Pink Taper
You cast Heart Seeker II on Pine Acid Budiaq, surpassing Heart Seeker
II
You say, "Puish Zharil"
Kumo Miyamoto says, "Malar Quafeth"
The magic surges through you.
You cast Stamina to Mana Self I on yourself and lose 46 points of
stamina and also gain 34 points of mana
You say, "Malar Lufeth"
The magic blazes within you!
You cast Spear Mastery Self II on yourself
Kumo Miyamoto says, "Malar Quafeth"
The Stamina Potion restores 25 points of your stamina.
The Stamina Potion restores 25 points of your stamina.
Gold Kite Shield cast Endurance Self II on you
Kumo Miyamoto says, "I have some pk's to kill in Yaraq"
You heal yourself for 8 health points. Your Good Healing Kit has 9
uses left.
You say, "k :("
The spell Blood Drinker II on Pine Acid Budiaq has expired.
The spell Swift Killer II on Pine Acid Budiaq has expired.
The spell Heart Seeker II on Pine Acid Budiaq has expired.
Your Ivory Heavy Bracelet is out of Mana.
Your Magic Defense skill is now 26!
The Mana Stone gives 50 points of mana to the Ivory Heavy Bracelet.
The Mana Stone is destroyed.
Ivory Heavy Bracelet cast Quickness Self II on you
Bronze Wand cast Item Enchantment Mastery Self II on you
Fire Vulnerability Other I has expired.
You tell Two way yo, "nice fight man"

Because he was nowhere to be found. PJ had just driven off a level 34 Blood out of Yanshi. ;)

 

 

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