Tales from the chat box, last night:

Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow Lieutenant blasts you for 70 points of fire damage.
Hiya Aokawa says, "hey I just hit for 65!"
Mizu-No says, "cool man, I just hit for 85!"
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow Lieutenant's lightning blisters over your fried remains!

Hiya Aokawa says, "Let's kill those shadows."
Mizu-No says, "Ok."
Shakuras says, "I'll take the Banderlings."

You scorch Shadow for 4 points of damage.
Hiya Aokawa says, "hey I just hit 64!"
Shadow slashes you for 15 points of damage.
Shadow has evaded your attack. You evaded Shadow's attack.
You scorch Shadow for 3 points of damage.
Mizu-No, "I just killed the three LT's, how is Shak coming with that Shadow?"
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
You slash Shadow for 3 points of damage!
(sound of shadow healing itself)
Shadow blasts you with Flame Bolt IV for 54 points of damage!

Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
You say, "Grumble..."
Amethyst casts Co-Ordination Self I on you!
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
You say, "Rrrr...."
Gold Ring casts Co-Ordination Self II on you, surpassing Co-Ordination I!
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
You say, "mother^&*%^%$ %^&%sucking ass%$^&$ ^&*$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A passing deity casts Co-Ordination Self VI and Sword Mastery VI on you!
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack.
Shadow has evaded your attack...

Llanowar Elf has evaded your attack.
Wall Of Roots spawns in.
Wall Of Roots disappears.
Verdant Force hits you for 7 points of damage.
Verdant Force hits you for 7 points of damage.
Verdant Force crushes you!

Hiya Aokawa says, "I'll cleverly draw them this way, and we'll get a great firing angle. With this advantage in terrain and tactics, we can't fail!"
Mizu-No says, "Sounds like a plan...I'll be ready to strike at the most oppurtune time!"
You say, "So...guys...what do you want me to do?"
Mizu-No says, "..."
Hiya Aokawa says, "You have the most important job of all...killing those Banderlings over there."

You say, "Aha...I love the thrill of a long drawn out combat! The tactics! The moves! It's almost like watching Braveheart!"
(one second passes)
Shadow Lieutenant's lightning coruscates over your sizzling remains!