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Newbie Mage Visits Yaraq
by Sister C (8/21/00)
Have you ever wondered why all those le cardinal vassals hang out in the cow
pasture in yaraq??

Well, I was curious if the xp was THAT good to keep that many people
interested. So, while J wasn't feeling well and was sleeping, I created a
little mage and jumped thru the yaraq portal. Its been a long time since I
have ever been to the town of yaraq to see what is there. So I head off to
town to check to see what is there. Doh, some le cardinal kills me -- guess
I shoulda gotten stoned first!! lol oh well.

So the next hop thru the yaraq portal I run for the lifestone and make it
without incident. So, I run back down the road to where the cows are and
there are a bunch of red dots. I had scoped out one spot that had one
cow -- figured I could camp a single cow and maybe they wouldn't notice!!
*giggle* I say hello as I am running by and a few try to id me. Didn't
take long for one of them to kill me. So I run back from the lifestone,
back to my cow camping spot and kill my first cow -- not bad, about 300 xp
for one auroch cow.

When I turn red again and they happen to notice they come and kill me again
(hey, I only have 20 life, what can I say). I run back to my cow camping
spot again and log.

*evil grin*

Yup, I log in Sister C, buff her up and send her to Yaraq to slaughter the
mean 'ol le cardinals and all the damn cows so they had to wait for
respawn!!! Sister C tells the le cardinals to be careful of who they pick
on cuz you never know when big brothers/sisters might be watching. She then
runs off toward the horizon and logs off and newbie mage logs back on.

When newbie mage turns red, they kill her again. Its just one damn cow, and
I haven't bothered a sole!!! *giggle*

I run back again to my cow camping spot and this time they gather around and
wait for newbie mage to turn red and the whole while they are arguing about
who is gonna get the newbie mage kill!!!! Ok, that's too funny. So I log
newbie mage and low and behold who comes to town ....

Yup, big Sister C to the rescue *evil grin*

Sister once again slaughters all the le cardinal lowbies and the one bigger
sister they have called in to watch over the lowbies (oh yea, and killed
the cows too ;-).

Heard off in the background .... "ohhhh, she's part of the source"!!!

Damn right and damn proud of it punk!!! lol

Sister C once again runs off into the sunset and logs.

Yup, newbie mage logs back in. One of the little white dot comments on
"geeee, newbie mage logs and Sister C comes to town and kills us all"

Newbie Mage says "hmmmmm kinda ironic isn't it!!!!" *evil giggle*

As I expected, after that a lvl 44 and lvl 30ish le cardinals came to town
to watch over the lowbies for a bit.

I did actually manage to kill a few cows inbetween the activities. Do you
know the humiliation of being one-shotted by a COW ... and not just once!!!
lol

During J's nap, newbie Mage made lvl 5 and 22 deaths!!!! *giggle*

What town shall newbie mage visit next .......

Mare
a/k/a Sister C

 

 

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