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Battle
For The LoD, Part II
June 26, 2000
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The Silent
Spearman
"Radically
Anti" |
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Norwegian Viking is many things. A player. A person. A Blood. A
dagger warrior.
More than anything, however, Norwegian Viking is the KING of portal
logging. Read on.
I log on in the morning, and boom, of course Norwegian Viking is in
the LoD eating up my levelling and looting grounds. I see her (it's
a her) running upstair with a Worker in tow and "smack!",
nail her a few times. She runs through the entrance portal.
/tell Norwegian Viking, Surprise, I'm back.
"That person is not available."
/friends_add Norwegian Viking
You say, "Quavosh Thiloi".
You have successfully linked to the surface portal.
I make my usual LoD run (I have it down to a science, it involves
killing every bug in the place including the Noble in three buffing
sessions, or approximately 40 minutes, and head upstairs buff, and
start
another run.
Norwegian Viking is logged on.
You say, "Shurov Thiloi"
The magic flows through you.
/me nods hello.
You shock Norwegian Viking for 23 points of electrical damage!
You shock Norwegian Viking for 11 points of electrical damage!
/tell Norwegian Viking, Almost got you that time.
"That person is not available."
Norwegian Viking has logged off.
I make another LoD run, but can't quite kill the Noble as I have no
stamina potions and I require between 1 and 4 every time I try the
big dude. I head back up the surface.
This time I tie to the actual LoD entrance. This is portal she logged
in so when I see her log on message I can Portal Recall there and
kill her.
I head to Ayan Baqur and, as usual, it's getting raided by Gelfling
the Elf, a LV 56 mage. He is dropping people left and right, so I
run in, sell my shit, and boot for it while he is camping the LS.
Norwegian Viking is logged on.
You say, "Shurov Thiloi"
The magic flows through you.
Damn, I'm unbuffed.
You shock Norwegian Viking for 5 points of electrical damage!
You shock Norwegian Viking for 8 points of electrical damage!
He runs through the surface portal, I follow. He breaks off and runs.
I chase him into the Mite Maze, of all places! I can't lock on!
We hit the Mite Maze portal.
/tell Norwegian Viking, You can't run forever.
"That person is not available."
Norwegian Viking has logged off.
Are you @#$%ing kidding me?
I portal tie to the Mite Maze entrance.
I go and do another LoD run but I didn't get a chance to buy stam
potions in Ayan Baqur so I have to stop at the Noble again. Still
I'm racking up r33t l3wt when...
Norwegian Viking has logged on.
You say, "Shurov Thiloi".
The magic flows through you.
/me sighs.
You blast Norwegian Viking for 24 points of electrical damage!
You blast Norwegian Viking for 19 points of electrical damage!
He runs through the surface portal.
/tell Norwegian Viking, This is a waste of your time.
"That person is not available."
Fine. Screw you then. I'm logging off.
I'd like to thank Norwegian Viking for the fhaggiest exhibition of
>portal logging I have ever seen. When you guys hit the higher
levels I will gladly give my left nut for a screenshot of you guys
killing this wang.
My experience gained? 200,000. His? 0. Spent most of his time logged
off or running. This chapter of the battle for the LoD goes to the
Source.
Again, and I can't stress this enough, any Source who kills the Norwegian
Logmaster is in my debt.
TSS |
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