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The Silent
Spearman
"Radically
Anti" |
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JFK thy Penius was killed today as he was standing around at the
South yanshi Outpost shooting the shit with Bob Dole.
The carnage began when The Silent Spearman showed up and stabbed JFK
repeatedly until the notorious newb-killer and member of "The
Democracy" was dead. TSS, the leader of a group known only as
"The Source" was heard to say: "..." to commemorate
the occasion.
JFK materialized at the nearby Lifestone just in time to watch himself
get looted of his 4 Greater Mana Stones and two Emerald Wands. Bob
Dole, rather than attempt to stop the looting of his comrade, buffed
himself and prepared for combat.
The two fought all across Southern Yanshi, in a battle that included
Lightning Lure, Piercing Lure, Blood Loather, the buffing of multiple
weapons during combat, and a strategic helmet switch from Superior
to Olthoi on teh part of both men to stymie the other's lightning
weapons. Stamina potions were used, wand monkeying was attempted,
and health elixers were needed.
Eventually both combatants gave up.
"11", said Dole.
"...", said the Spearman.
We'll bring you more news as it develops.
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NEWFLASH!!
Yaraq was the scene of another grisly slaying tonight as infamous
assmaster Noble Dark Reign was dropped in his tracks by an unidentified
spear wielding assailant. When asked why he was slaughtering Xai lowbies
as he sped into the night, the mysterious stranger had no comment.
TSS |
this page last updated 7/16/00
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| "JFK materialized at the nearby Lifestone just in time to watch
himself get looted..." |
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| "I am kicking ass. I have killed 7 PK's in a row and not died
once" |
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| "Did I mention I love the slogan, "radically anti".
Pure genius." |
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