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Straight Comedy Post
September 20, 2000
The Silent Spearman
"Radically Anti"
 
None of this ever happened...but it could :)

Chinook says, "HeyRememberWhenIKilledYouInOneHit?"
You say, "..."
Chinook says, "BTWILostAllOfMyEquipmentAgain"
You say, "..."
Chinook says, "GotAnyMoreOfThose113ModYumis"
You say, "..."
Chinook says, "IDon'tCarryDeathItemsButHandThoseYumisOver"
The Silent Spearman trembles with rage.
Chinook says, "YouKnowTechnicallyIOwnYourAccount..."
You say, "..."
You give Chinook Gold Yumi.
Chinook says, "IKnewYou'dSeeItMyWay...NowBreakOutTheLV4Jewelry"


You nick Umbris Shadow for 13 points of slashing damage!
You slash Umbris Shadow for 49 points of slashing damage!
Umbris Shadow burns you for 74 points with Flame Bolt V
You nick Umbris Shadow for 12 points of slashing damage!
You fail to heal yourself.
You fail to heal yourself.
You heal yourself for 74 points. Your Excellent Healing Kit has 3 uses
left.
You nick Umbris Shadow for 14 points of slashing damage!
You cleave Umbris Shadow in twain!
"..."
(Click click)
You do not have the right to loot the corpse of Umbris Shadow.
"wtf"
(Click click)
Corpse of Umbris Shadow is already in use by someone else!
Sister C says "*giggle*"
You say, "@#$%"
You punch Sister C for 1 point of bludgeoning damage!
You punch Sister C for 1 point of bludgeoning damage!
You punch Sister C for 1 point of bludgeoning damage!
You punch Sister C for 1 point of bludgeoning damage!
You punch Sister C for 1 point of bludgeoning damage!
You punch Sister C for 1 point of bludgeoning damage!
You punch Sister C for 1 point of bludgeoning damage!
Druss says "lol"


Your follower Mizu-No tells you, "I suck at this game..."
/tell Mizu-No, hello
Your follower Mizu-No tells you, "I just killed 6 guys"
/retell ...
Your follower Mizu-No tells you, "but one got away"
/retell ...
Your follower Mizu-No tells you, "i am so frustrated right now getting hella
lag"
/retell ...
Your follower Mizu-No tells you, "only killing 5 guys a minute, I suck"
/retell ...
Your follower Mizu-No tells you, "crap died to a LV 63 Mage, I am LV 32,
that means I suck"
/retell ...
Your follower Mizu-No tells you, "got any spare Olthoi He..."
/retell ...?
Your follower Mizu-No tells you, "sorry had to stop and kill 3 or 4 guys"


Your follower Natalie-Portman tells you, "just made LV 30 :)"
/tell Natalie-Portman, "congrats on 30"
Your follower Natalie-Portman tells you, "thanks but I'm 31 now"
/retell Oh, uh...well then congrats on...
Your follower Natalie-Portman tells you, "32"
/retell Uh, ok...then let me be the first to say
Your follower Natalie-Portman tells you, "just made 33"
/retell wtf


Diamond Golem cast Imperil VI on you
Silver Rat stabs you for 18 points of piercing damage!
Your follower Nicolas Easter tells you, "my grocery list for today...eggs,
milk, pasta, some Oreo cookies"
Silver Rat corrodes you for 98 points of acid damage!
You evaded Silver Rat!
You evaded Silver Rat!
You impale Silver Rat for 56 points of piercing damage!
You evaded Silver Rat!
Your follower Nicolas Easter tells you, "I like Picard better than Kirk"
You run Silver Rat through!
The force of Diamond Golem's assault flattens you!
You lost 719 pyreals, your Gold Heavy Necklace, your Diamond Sceptre, your
Ruby Staff, your Mana Stone (Greater), your Mana Stone (Greater), your
Pyreal Horned Helm, and your Mana Stone (Greater)!
Your follower Nicolas Easter tells you, "I have a cat named Boots"
Mouse-The-Feared says, "Puish Zharil"
Mouse-The-Feared says, "hey it's that silent queerman"
Landstalker says, "let's kick his ass"
Mouse-The-Feared says, "man we are catching up fast, what is your run spear"
The Silent Spearman gestures that it is 275.
Landstalker says, "lol, 420 here"
Mouse-The-Feared says, "395...your ass is grass"
Your follower Nicolas Easter tells you, "Did you know that a human head
weighs eight pounds?"
Mouse-The-Feared says, "Cruath Quasith"
Mouse-The-Feared cast Imperil VI on you
Your follower Nicolas Easter tells you, "Scientists theorize that the
earth's orbit around the sun is deteriorating! One day, we'll fall to a
fiery demise!"
Onyx Staff cast Item Mastery IV on you
(click click)
You do not have enough mana to cast that spell.
Landstalker blasts you for 77 points of electrical damage!
Landstalker shocks you for 33 points of electrical damage!
Landstalker's lightning coruscates over your remains!
Baelzheron has granted you respite after your moment of weakness! You are
temporarily no longer a player killer.
You lost 359 pyreals, your Pyreal Kabuton, your Mana Stone (Greater), your
Mana Stone (Greater), your Mana Stone (Greater), your Gold Staff, your
Yellow Topaz Ring, and your Superior Helm!
Your follower Nicolas Easter tells you, "Have you seen "Fight Club"?"
/tell Mouse-The-Feared, Nice fight
Mouse-The-Feared tells you, "you fucken suck"
Landstalker tells you, "Thanks for the loot."
You say, "..."
Your follower Nicolas Easter tells you, "I usually like the same movies as
Roger Ebert"
You say, "Shurov Thiloi"
The magic courses through you.
Your follower Nicolas Easter tells you, "I once grabbed a dog by his hind
legs and walked him around like a vacuum cleaner."
You say, "..."
Nicolas Easter says, "wasaaaaaaaaaaaaap"
You say, "..."
Nicolas Easter says, "how come you never answer my tells?"


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"Sister C says "*giggle*""
 
"Mizu-No tells you, "I suck at this game...""
 
"Nicolas Easter tells you, "I have a cat named Boots""
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